Tauren Rogues: A Mistake In the Making

Silent Cows are going to be cool.

:surfing_woman: :surfing_man:

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If Tauren Rogues are wrong, I donā€™t wanna be right!

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I disagree. This is exactly what the game needed. Iā€™ve been wanting tauren rogues for years. YEARS!

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They never saw the Kool-Aid Man coming. A Tauren Rogue is going to wreck house, itā€™s going to be amazing.

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True, in Cat Form a Tauren is as big as a horse and no one kicks about them stealthing.

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Nope. Ridiculous fat pandaā€™s can sneak around, then anybody can. Iā€™m making a Draenei rouge as soon as I can.

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They will be very effective rogues.

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Donā€™t forget and Kulā€™Tiran rogues! Think they are about the size of Tauren.

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Rogues have become more, and more magical starting over the expansions. I could completely and totally agree with the decision to not create sneaky cows in Vanilla.

Rogues these days though? They create poisons and pocket sand ex nihilo, can teleport short distances, generate cloaks that eat magic, and can also become literally invisible. Cow rogues are fine

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Giant, overweight bears can be rogues, but not giant, ripped cows?

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Itā€™s because we have such squishy and soft paws you know

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Tauren rogues have always existed, they were just so stealthy we never noticed them till they decided to step out of the shadows to grace us.

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And Iā€™m going to have dispute that. Even if we live in a world where we believe Grimtotem are the player character tauren, according to wowpedia their classes are; Warrior, Hunter, Shaman, Sorcerer, Geomancer, Bandit, Marauder, Mercenary, Brute, Engineer.

Checkmate Beef Supremacists

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Since you havenā€™t paid attention to the game for many months, why should anyone listen to you?

I canā€™t wait to see them in stealth. I have a Goblin rogue I canā€™t play because I laugh too much watching it stealth.

One good thing is youā€™ll hear them coming. No way can a cow stealth. Then again nothing would surprise me.

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[Emphasis mine.]

-insert hysterical laughter here- (Warning: loud)

Worgen, Vulpera, and Pandaren all have access to the rogue class. Not to mention: Youā€™re posting this on a PANDAREN ROGUE.

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Iā€™m 100% on board for Tauren Rogues, I love Tauren but Iā€™m personally waiting for Tauren Warlock and Highmountain Warlock. :sparkling_heart: :sparkling_heart: :sparkling_heart:

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Yea, from when they had classes in past warcrafts.

Do me a favor and wayback machine Zandalari, Dark Iron, etc. and youā€™ll see those classes changed when they were made playable in WoW too.

:exploding_head:

Also, Tauren have been able to stealth via Camouflage for almost a decade - if you had an issue with it, you should have said it back then.

EDIT: And if you want a lore justification for them, how about say that after Camp Taurajo, some Tauren decided having defense in the shadows would be beneficial.

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I got a name Clompyhoof saved to make a HM Tauren next week to see what its likeā€¦should be funā€¦

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