Tauren females are a myth

They don’t exist

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They exist. Me looking in the mirror every morning confirms it.

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Tauren/HM Tauren are essentially the only Horde race I play, and I have more female Tauren then male too.

But yeah, more people need to play them, they’re awesome.

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They will come trotting in now OP. Be patient.

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Are you fat-shaming now?! WOW. Where my moochachas at??

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There’s a severe lack of female taurens and female hm taurens on this forums…

only males go /moo these days but it’s not the same… it’s just not.

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What?

I’m doing my best to keep up with demand.

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See? See? I told you I didn’t exist, but would you listen? No, you kept pointing and saying “But there you are”, as if that proved anything!

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I only play female Tauren as the males have fleas and can’t stop scratching their butts.

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If I don’t exist, who or what is farming transmog in my place?!

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Look I dont have fleas alright? My terrible posture makes my armor to tight and causes my butt to go numb so I scratch it.

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I tried.

But all I could see was an upright cow.

I am not a cow. I am a heifer.

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Log onto retail and say that to my face.

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Fun Fact: If you roll a vulpera on classic wow you become a tauren female

Female pandaren alliance is the rarer combination.

Moo?

10char

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Gonna probably be a surge of them when shadowlands pre patch hits.

Agreed. How can anyone resist this cuteness overload? :heart_eyes:

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Its cause azeroth.
Its because the majorty of the population eat cows and not ox, steers or bulls. Cows just taste better.