- Thou shalt honor thy healers
- Thou shalt honor that defensive abilities
- Thou shalt be the first in and the last to run
- Thou shalt take joy in thy beating,for tis the way of tank
- Thou shalt remember thy raid days
- Thou shalt not soil thy forum with flame,for thou art tank and therefore better person
- Thou shalt not covet thy fellow tanks aggro
- Thou shalt not covet thy fellow tanks gear
- Thou shalt not rage fellow raid members
- thou shalt always be a happy tank,for tanking leadeth to happiness.
Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!
I tank therefore I am.
If you pull it, you tank it
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- Thou shalt have no other priority than aggro.
- Thou shalt not make for thyself a damage meter, nor any meter of any thing that is not threat.
- Thou shalt not take aggro in vain, for aggro must be constantly fed with threat.
- Remember the pull timer, and keep it holy. In it thou shalt do no damage, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor the damage dealers, nor the healers, nor the stranger that got kicked from thy raid but is still in the instance.
- Honor thy sword and thy shield, that thy time will be long in the fight thy aggro is giving thee.
- Thou shalt kill.
- Thou shalt taunt swap.
- Thou shalt loot.
- Thou shalt support thy cotank against false witness from the damage dealers.
- Thou shalt not covet thy fellow tank’s gear, for it is soulbound; thou shalt not covet they fellow tank’s cotank, nor his damage dealers, nor his healers, nor his mount, nor any thing that is thy fellow tank’s.
LoL what did I get started? I love it