Take a deep breath

Relax, huh? Have some cola. You’re doin’ good!

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I reject your poison

I don’t understand how chewing cola leaves is going to relax me…

Don’t you mean Kola??

I schedule my relaxing periods and it’s not yet but later tonight and on Thursday as well

Holy burrito what have I done.

Kaja’Cola for everyone! Compliments of the house!

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help i took a deep breath and now my chest is tight and my heart is weird wtf numb arms

I don’t wanna do good, I wanna turn people into dinosaurs!

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So if I’ve been Cola free since 2005…

:crab: :ocean: :crab: :ocean:

Can I have Irn Bru instead?

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I dunno, every time my buddy tries to have a liter of cola he ends up causing a scene. I don’t think it’s good for you.

That happens to me when I have too many lines of cola myself.

cola melts your insides.

real men drink Mtn Dew.

Diet. for health reasons.

I mainline caffeine personally.

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Free product from a goblin? Nah I’m not falling for that. Keep your poison.

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I heard Onyxia deep breath’s more.