I am wondering who here things Sylvanus will become another Illidan or Azshara? As in, Both of them so far appeared to turn evil but were secretly doing it to undermine the big bads they encountered. And now Sylvanus is boot licking the Jailer (so out of character for her) and she is a raid boss, but I wonder if at the last minute she will pull an Azshara and try and use the heroes to undo the Jailer’s plans (possibly freeing Anduin?)
Eh forcing Anduin to serve would be far from the only crime Sylvanas commited, and she already doomed thousands of souls to the maw
If you can’t even write her name don’t even bother with your troll thread.
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*Sylvanas.
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lmao
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If she has silver hair near that region of her body, I would speculate she is older than she said she was…
Oh, you meant Sylvanas!
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If you are asking ‘who here thinks Sylvanas won’t die next patch despite being a raid boss’ yeah that seems like a given at this point.
I speculate that Sylvanas will be scheming to betray the Jailor, but suddenly Helya emerges from the ocean conveniently located in the Maw to demand repayment for the deal they made in Legion. Here’s the problem, though…Sylvanas blew all her money on barber shop and transmog fees getting her new look. Oh no!
She convinces Anduin to help her pay Helya back, and in exchange she’ll release him from twink jail. He agrees, but he didn’t bring his daddy’s credit cards with him, so instead they have to put on some cutoff denim shorts and open up a Boat Wash for all of Helya’s Kvaldir’s cursed vessels.
They work hard for days scrubbing down every boat that pulls in. Anduin calls up Jaina, Thrall and Baine to help out, and they all show up in cutoff denims (obviously) and get to work. As the day drags on, tensions grow high, and in a sudden betrayal, Sylvanas turns a hose on Anduin! In retaliation, Jaina sprays Sylvanas, and Sylvanas turns on Jaina, and Baine tries to get between them to keep the peace, but he slips on some suds and falls–right on top of Anduin. They lock eyes. Anduin’s shorts are soaked. Sylvanas and Jaina wind up in a similar position, wrestling over control of the hose, drenching each other…
That’s just my theory though.
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And then what happens? The suspense is killing me!
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Honestly I would expect him to continue being another Malfurion considering he’s the god of forests.
And then the sheer power of Thrall’s discomfort with the situation, more intense than the discomfort of being tormented in the Maw for months, spontaneously grants him just enough of his shamanism back to cast Astral Recall and get the hell out of there.
He comes home to his wife. She’s got one kid on one hip, the other on the floor, crying because he broke his toy axe but she can’t do anything about it because she’s cooking wheat soup all by herself after a long, hard workday of doing Shaman Things or farming or whatever. Her hair is a mess. She barely acknowledges him, even when he steps inside and scoops his son up and makes a tepid effort to comfort him, and it quiets the boy down but mostly due to bewilderment, as he barely recognizes his own father’s face. “Where have you been?” Aggra asks.
Thrall’s heart sinks. He could easily tell her that it was Sylvanas again, except instead of undead assassins and an impending civil war, it was undead valkyries who attacked and kidnapped him to the Shadowlands, where time had no meaning but he hadn’t seen her in months and he only wished to hold her–…
But to her, it had been more months upon months too many. “I think you need to leave. I’m sure there’s some other crisis that will strike again soon,” she says. A tear rolls down her cheek as Thrall struggles to speak. Unlike his son, Aggra can’t be calmed from her tears by bafflement at his appearance. She knows his face all too well. The shorts are new though.
The screen cuts to black. The music swells. WoW’s next installment is announced in bold lettering. WORLD OF WARCRAFT: COUPLES THERAPY™.
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