Sylvanas Lungs

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Even if you don’t need to breathe to survive you still need to breathe to be able to talk. Tyrande might not have been trying to kill Sylvanas by choking her but rather trying to make her shut up.

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This reminds me of when at one time the forsaken ladies butts looked like they were eating when you used cannibalize.

Tyrande chokes Sylvanas.

“It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how it pays off.”

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sylvanas is good at lunging she has a plan for everything

Nahh!

I don’t even bother anymore to pay attention to the things Aunt Blizz herself would rather forget or would rather not remember.
Either way it’s consistent with what we’ve seen in regards to lore over the past few months.

And Tyrande’s fight was just useless and cheap pyrotechnics.
All this to see Elune turn off the power at the last second and see Tyrande miss the trip. Again.

Good thing Ysera came to the rescue.
Poor Tyrande who must be saved by failing at the one thing she must do.

Could it be any less humiliating if Zorval took the muse of gravediggers from her limp fingers?
I think so because at least one very powerful being would intervene, but it was really incompetence.

Humiliating, as planned from the start.

Have Mercy. :clown_face:

Freeze them and use a bat

There used to be Consistency.

Part of the fun of fantasy worlds is to theorize around them. Why? Because the real world is boring.

that’s a good point… plus, it would stop her from doing that banshee-scream of hers, so there’s that… had’nt thought of all that… huh.

…so… was’nt as-dumb of a move as i thought. huh!

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Well they’re the same people who thought at the very beginning that Undead has lungs still which explains why they still drown underwater like living people but take a lot longer, so …

dunno but she’s got … big… lung… accessories.

I don’t think she’s gasping to breath but rather to gloat. Even if one doesn’t need oxygen to live, air still needs to pass through the vocal chords to produce a sound facilitating a need to “breath” to gloat.

This is so hilariously bad.

I did facepalm hard seeing that scene.

Does breaking her neck even work? There was an undead in Nazmir that was cut in half and we just stuck him back together.

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Head shots still work on intelligent undead.

She’s intelligent? I know they said she was a great tactician but saying and showing are two different things.

Let’s find out!

revs chainsaw

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KEK i still can’t stop laughing how stupid it is, how is it blizzard not realize Sylvanas is already an undead?
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Part of me wants to claim she was faking it all along for comedy