Sylvanas failed Scorpion rip off

Similar backstory, Scorpion admired by all, Sylvanas hated by all besides thirsty virgins.

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Please don’t disrespect my boy scorpion like that

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Subzero would like a word with you and his mancrush witth sylvie poo

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Who is Scorpion please?

Isn’t that the character from Mortal Kombat?

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a character from mortal combat whose usually famed for tossing a blade hooked on a chain and yelling “GET OVER HERE!”

he also can take his mask off and breath fire…

no idea why its a skull face when he has skin around his eyes when takes off the mask that covers his mouth…

The “skin” around his eyes is part of the mask obviously. Don’t you wear face masks? Doesn’t everyone wear face masks to hide their skull face?

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no i wear mine to protect my beard from predators.

Least Scorpion had proper character development.

Seriously him becoming friends with Sub Zero was amazing. I could listen to Patrick Weitz and Steve Blum talk for hours

Virginity has nothing to do with it. Shaming someone for that is pointless

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Are you projecting? You doth protest too much, methinks…any mommy-issues you want to talk about?

For some reason I thought they were talking about Scorpius from Farscape

Sylvanas is Activision poverty feminist scorpion.