Super Unserious Old God Inspired Spell Design - Hypothetical Fun Thread

The Scenario:

The new old god has blessed you with the power of Blizzard design, and anything you say goes, but there is one stipulation: you only retain this power for one decision per expansion, and you must make the one change your heart desires. This change can be the most unfair change ever, handicapping another class or buffing your own, a ridiculous fun change or makes zero sense troll change - any answer is correct. But it must be your heart’s genuine desire or the power of the old gods will consume your essence.

What would my change be:

Ultimate Penetence talents (heavens Wrath and Overloaded with light) would turn Ultimate Penetence instant cast, have higher cooldown reduction numbers and stun all enemy targets hit with penance bolts with a non-diminishing return micro stuns. Think if BC Mace Stun and Wind Walker Fist of Fury were combined - totally OP.

What is yours?

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Eye of the old one

Summons an image of an old god in the form of a large eye ball… causing insanity on those that look upon it

Turning allies against each other for 4 seconds after it ends it sends void rays through the eye exploding on the target

I would give moonkins double jump like the demon hunters, they’re chickens so that makes sense

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With power like that, the Old Gods would be pleased.

A Hunter has a new ability called Do My Bidding, whereby they can mind control a druid for 10m in cat or bear form.

Come on now, hunters, you know you want to, despite it being so bad. :sunglasses:

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How about mass mind domination like I think N’Zoth had. It would be like Mind Domination Priests already can get but instead of single target it’s a AoE and lasts twice as long or till targets die. NPCs get turned into obedient legion of servants till death and when used on players it lasts like two minutes with 10 minute cooldown. I mean if I’m going to get an Old god power give me one where I can add to the insanity I can already cause. Maybe even the targets don’t realize they’re being controlled so they’re watching as the caster is forcing them to murder their friends and allies or die by their hand? I mean I already used to MC gnomes and have them jump off cliffs in PvP for me or MC a balance druid to blow their friends off said cliffs for me before jumping after them… let us Shadow priests be scary again

Execution verdict: a once a day ability that calls down an impossibly empowered hammer of light that smites any foe instantly. No fee that is hit will survive, neither can they avoid the hammer once it has been cast.

Sounds good but maybe it can also unsub them from the game upon impact.

A partnership with Uber Eats so that not only can we cook the food but we can eat it as well.

Instead of Heroic Leap, why not the Leap of Cowardice?

Slap happy tentacles sprout from the ground rooting and stunning everything around you as you are bubbled and bopped into space!

No? I kind of like it. :upside_down_face:

Summon the Big Ones.

What it says on the tin. Summon and command Legion commanders, i.e. Brutallus, Mother Shahraz, etc… as permanent summons.

Updated to current level, has their full raid boss power.

I see you, Gul’dan.

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