My fellow Orcs today we begin our new Orc only Horde.
The old Horde will fall apart without us but we can’t let that top us. We must make sure that there is always a Horde.
Now remember not to let any other race know about our plans.
Blood and thunder.
Your warchief
Rive
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You not that kind of orc. Team stronger together.
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As your latest, and newest advisor, I must argue against this action, my Warchief.
The last one that did this ended up being crushed in a lava hand.
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Dude, really? You’re not being sneaky at all!
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Orcs keep trying this and it keeps turning out poorly.
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Silence, lesser being elf, no one questions the Warchief…
Except me, of course.
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I’ve stepped into your super secret meeting!
/gasp!
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I’m just saying, if you wanted a secret orc meeting maybe you shouldn’t have posted fliers all over Orgrimmar and held it in the inn of all places! This inn doesn’t even have a basement!
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I’ve stepped into something else… Orcs who do not clean up after their wolf mounts are the worst. That is why we had to take Garrosh down.
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So you’re the Warchief of a Horde of two… You and Life. Ok sure you two go off and have fun in your new Horde. The rest of us will be here when you get back.
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That’s because he’s not using purple text.
As if other races know how to read.
This plan is absolutely fool-proof.
I thought I was warchief this week.
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puts on Orc mask
Greetings, fellow Orcs! What’s on the agenda for this super secret Orc meeting?
Ishnu al- I mean, Lok’tar Ogar!
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orc agent #127 reporting in sir
I’ll admit it was a bit hard to tell what “Soupy sack write Ork meat” actually was but it wasn’t too hard to figure out!
< Has secret plan to become Warchief
1: Capture Gnome
2 : Do not let Orcs eat Gnome
3: Have Gnome make Cookies
4: Cookies = happy Orcs
5:Happy Orcs = all Horde races happy
6: Horde is thankful , Horde makes Waid War Chief.
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Ah so that’s wha–
I mean, uh…
It’s an entirely foolproof plan, as I said before. This might not even be the real meeting!

Me also orc, me do orc stuff like build dirt huts, add spikes to dirt hut and eat rocks. Also I have the greetings down “Lookatthat Ogre!” and “Zig Zag”.
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