Donkey is here until this evening, serving waffles! 10g each (due to inflation), but with free Vermont Maple Syrup and half off Chocolate Milk.
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no. waffles are evil.
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I wanted to say Waffles are hole-y bread, as a lame joke because they have those small pits.
But then I started thinking, are those small pits on a waffle technically holes? Holes don’t necessarily go all the way through… holes in the ground aren’t like all the way through the Earth.
Maybe asking about what qualifies as a hole in GD on a Sunday isn’t the way to start things off.
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Sunday is bacon maple donut day.
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no sunday is pancake day. ill fight you for this qamaits.
Alright! Behind the Dunkin Donuts! Now!
That doesn’t sound fair. You would have the home field advantage.
A Waffle House sounds like neutral territory for a Donut vs Pancake fight.
And the Waffle is king so the fight should be done at their abode, for their pleasure.
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Bro, waffles are magic
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Bread called me out. Ir’s only fair I get to pick the venue.
And here I was expecting a continuation of breakfast food products puns:
Qamaits would have home fries advantage.
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fight me! ill dunk your donuts!
/moo 
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The muffins would like a word with you.
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This is my obligatory ‘stacking waffles should be a felony’ response, and also the proliferation of Beligian style waffles into our culture was the crime of the century.
Waffle is third best (aka worst) of the big three breakfast syrup breads.
Pancake
French Toast
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Waffle
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I already had a bowl of Grape Nuts, so I’m out.
Maybe next time.
I just finished consuming a bowl of steel cut oats, straight no chaser. You’re still in good company.
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Waffles? Pfft, heretical food. All hail the Holy Order of The Pancake.
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Pancake is part of the greater family of crepes. Which can be for any meal. They can be salty, savory or sweet. They can be a desert. They can be a main course. They can be filled with ham and cheese, bacon and eggs, nutella, marmalade. They can really be anything.
French Bread can be made with literally any kind of bread. As there’s thousands of varieties of breads, the possibilities are endless.
Waffles are just waffles. You can throw some fruit and whip cream on that scratchy square and call it a Belgium Waffle but it’s still just low tier trash.
Oooh waffles.