With the poster above you , what do you do?
1.There is no ETA for repairs
2. There is no emergency escape hatch
3. There is no Security Cameras.
4. The elevator is stuck between floors. Not that your able to pry the doors open anyway .
Try not to get accidentally speared to death by your shoulder spikes, and wonder whytf you aren’t offering to portal us out of there.
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/bubblehearth
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The only portal any Mage knows is.
Portal : Ancient Dalaran.
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I would sing a pirate song
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hello yes i would alternate between talking about overly elaborate conspiracy theories and shrieking as loud as i can
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Stuck in an elevator
Livin it up til we’re goin down
Stuck in an elevator
singin this song til we’re found…
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/sap
/pickpocket
/stab
/vanish
/dies
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looks at Sardian Oh wonderful, we’re down for patch day. keeps renew up on me
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I’ll braid your hair if you braid my beard.
It’ll keep us occupied for a little while, at least.
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Go into cat form, make a little bed in the beard and demand to be petted for the duration.
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/use Foul Belly toy
/laugh
/bubblehearth
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I try not to squish the dainty blood elf. I mean I normally have to crouch to even fit into an elevator so this may be uncomfortable for the both of us
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Moo Moo cow girl!!
I’d make burgers.
So would I!
Edit: Also…
I’m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
Henry the eighth I am
Second verse same as the first
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Oh dear lord he be singing, I’d say to myself. 
I do hope the elevator is big enough for the two of us and our pets. Polar bears are pretty big. I’d use my engineering teleporter but I’d feel rude leaving Hamstar alone in the elevator.
/offers Vicktoria a Tic Tac
That should last you a week. 
Tell jokes til I get hungry then eat them
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Notice she just ate the Dwarf. Wonder if I should be concerned…
Call for an adult, because I am not prepared to handle this situation.
Sigh…a Paladin. Discretely put in ear plugs. Then nod and smile as she talks about the light - I’m guessing that 's what she’s talking about anyway.