Story Forum Community Lounge (Part 1)

Haha… be short so you can lift up.

And a belt is a great help in times of crisis as well.

I saw a former patient of mine at my day job who was too sick to walk and in a place too narrow to extract him so he basically put all his weight on me and coughed into my hair while we heaved him out… and he is even taller and larger than I remember, so I’m very pleased with this-summer Sledgehammer for not falling over because that man is literally twice my size.

It’s amazing what I can do when the alternative is looking foolish in front of the other firefighters.

Though I did utterly destroy my back for a week by sitting wrong on a bumpy road, so my smugness is entirely unwarranted.

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I just feel it’s design feeds into people’s worst instincts.

All social media is of course completely evil. FBs the only one I use and I routinely deactivate that because it’s designed to drive me insane. I know it’s doing it. The algorithm knows I have a love of history and world culture.

So naturally it recommends me the most absurd conspiracy pages in existence. Because it infuriates me and I’ll have to say something. Then I wind up frothing at the mouth, in a fit of lunacy, rambling about how the transatlantic slave trade was real but giants and vampires are not.

Like this is an opinion that’s controversial to more than maybe 4k weirdos at most. But when that’s all you’re seeing in a comment section it feels like some Orwellian nightmare where I’m going to be dragged off for saying the Roman Empire wasn’t a hoax. That wasn’t comical exaggeration btw that’s another one of the cosmic big brain ideas these people have.

But it’s not all bad. There are some groups that generally are nice places where you can have thoughtful conversations. I’m in a histography group where everyone’s very respectful. Sources are cited. Generally the benefit of the doubt is given. Particularly as it’s international so you get plenty of posters who’s first language isn’t English, or who have an unusual perspective on a historical event, and have genuinely worded something about a delicate topic very poorly.

But rather than snarling at them and accusing them of secretly being Ms.Hitler, ya just ask “Hey, could you elaborate a bit more?”.

And 9/10 times it’s a reasonable take. And even if it’s genuinely unhinged it’s better to try to calmly explain why that is because often people have been just terribly misinformed and barking at them does not fix this. Like idk ya ever been shamed into reading a book?

But ya can tell when someone who uses Twitter too much turns up. I’ll never forget the most embarrassing ish I’ve ever seen.

Awhile back there was some movie where Achilles and Zeus were portrayed as black men. And it bothered this frequent Nigerian poster because he was very annoyed that theyd do this instead of just making a movie about West African mythology and heroes. He essentially said he wanted black children to see themselves in great heroes, but that simply giving them a different colored version of a white man’s myth was further erasing the distinct and storied history of his region.

And largely I agreed. I would argue that American interpretations of any myth is just going to look a bit more like our demographics, but ultimately yeah I’d love to see a movie about their stuff. There’s sorcerer kings and spiders teaching people how to weave essentially mithril armor. If nothing else it’d be something people haven’t seen a billion times already.

And here comes this guy, foot on the gas paying zero attention to anything but the thesis statement, who decides to hit 'em with the “Uh sweaty your white supremacy is showing”.

A white American man told a black Nigerian he was a N@ZI sympathizer because he was asking why black children should have to make due with the white man’s stories.

After trying and failing to double down by completely shifting his argument four times he left the group lol. Ya know just run away instead of maybe learning you shouldn’t immediately insult people based off literal first glance impressions and grow as a person.

And that’s what Twitter does to people. This isn’t an opportunity to learn or discuss topics from people all around the world who you’d never be able to talk to 50 years ago. Its a video game where you score points by hurling insults at people. And lo and behold when you do that long enough you come off as absurdly stupid.

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I want to see an African medieval-type film so I can see people riding giraffes and have them engage in neck combat

I mean, lions leave those things alone. Get close enough and a hoof coming right at ya is the last thing you’re seeing. Also tragically you can only find them sparsely in areas of East, Central and South Africa (as in the broad region not the country) these days.

Zebras are the devil and hate all life almost as much as hippos. But I’ve heard baby rhinos are actually big ole cuddle puppies. Even the grown ones aren’t mean. They’re just borderline blind and as they share a neighborhood with some of the scariest animals on Earth, will charge first and ask questions later.

Though if you’re interested in African cinema allow me to present an absolute masterpiece of absurdist comedy that is, Who Killed Captain Alex.

From the chaotic geniuses in Uganda’s newly dubbed Wakaliwood.

Touching story actually. Dude made this as just a weird, fun little project with some friends. Never expecting anyone outside his town to see it. But it found it’s way to the internet and blew up.

As it deserved to its ducking hilarious. Genuinely more creativity and energy than any comedy I’ve seen Hollywood wheel out in a decade at least.

the fan club is no more thanks all who joined but trying to start a new community solo was takeing all the fun and energy out of me and simply couldn’t do it

/salute

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You all notice all the worst anti-Sylvanas posters came back in time for the book??

I’m going to try my best not to get baited into a perma ban by just staying away for a couple weeks.

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No more bans, Ren. You keep leaving me and Micah alone and unsupervised.

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I’m playing the Sims 4 to bide the time. Nothing Sylvanas related will come out in 9.2 for another couple of weeks right?

The final chapter is this week and I have no idea when they’re releasing 9.2.5. Probably not for a few more weeks. Until than, I’m careful about what battles I pick. :stuck_out_tongue: :wolf:

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Honestly I thought the book came out in February as planned. Hadn’t spared it much thought. More turned up to busy my mind with inconsequential nonsense so it’d stop thinking of the worst case scenarios for, well, pick a topic. What’s the opposite of an embarrassment of riches? A chagrin of calamities? That. We’ve that.

And tbh I genuinely don’t care about Sylvanas anymore. I haven’t a shadow of a doubt the massacare at the Gathering will go unaddressed. And honestly given the storytelling quality we’ve seen recently it might just be better for it to stay that way.

I am genuinely curious what the next expansion is going to be though. Heard some chatter about dragons but honestly I remember people saying the Dragon Isles was going to be the next expansion even in Vanilla.

I hope they’ve realized the world is the star of WoW. The plot moves so slow that its ridiculous to try to make this some character story. Took about four years to go from Windrunner being appointed Warchief by Vol’Jin to understanding Mueh’zala did it.

Four years to learn that essentially the troll devil made him do it. Because he was working for the super devil. Who was only doing this all to prepare reality for an even greater threat.

Because that was a cool reveal when it turned out the Orcs were actually the pawns in a greater evil’s game. So they kept doing that and at this point I don’t even know how you’d begin to chart this tangled mess of puppet strings.

By severing the puppet strings and simply say they were never connected. That would be good way to start untangling this mess, of there constantly being a even worse bad guy than the last one.

Why can’t we come back to azeroth and we find out say, Hogger Jr put together a gnoll army and was ransacking the Eastern Kingdoms? The game always thrived when the threats felt more grounded and closer to home. :wolf:

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Guys. GUYS!!!

Trial of Style starts today.

I’m about to save so much gold on free transmogs.

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SAME! If I had all the gold I’ve wasted on transmogs…well I would be a very rich person in game :wolf: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Micah, when I saw it was free xmog holiday? I thought of you.

We shall be drip gods/goddesses!!

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When I saw the holiday, I was like YES! Mocha Elf has struck again! :stuck_out_tongue: :wolf:

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The thing is, WoW’s characters aren’t actually that good. They certainly were for RTS game and are decent by MMO standards.

But c’mon more often than not the characters don’t sound like they’re having a conversation. Because they’re just spitting monologues at eachother.

And that’s fine

If the main character is the world and our adventures therein.

Take Suramar in Legion. That’s a pretty generally well regarded storyline. Because it was about you getting to know these people, their culture, their history, their problems.

Notice I used they. Not her. As in not First Arcanist Thalyssra. She was extremely important but this was about the Nightborne. She was just a tour guide.

When WoW does that it’s at its best. When WoW tries to do a character story it comes off like a Christmas play in the children’s head injury ward.

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I miss the days up to Cata, when we were just nameless mercenaries who occasionally found ourselves in over our heads and we needed help from someone more powerful to take down a big bad. This constant upping of the threats isn’t fun. We’re at that point were we’re killing actual god tier threats now and it just sucks the absolute fun out of everything. :wolf:

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I’d definitely be down for lower stake threats.

Like early BFA I actually enjoyed quite a bit. Because you’re working through this Zandalari conspiracy.

And yeah in any other setting a plot to assassinate the king culminating in a cthulu kaiju attack on an ancient golden pyramid would be finale tier stuff.

But that feels almost grounded by WoW standards. And it is built up to throughout the zones main storylines so that feels like a natural escalation.

And you’re just some vague middle man between the Horde and Zandalari throne. Though I have to say being some commander in the war was weird. Only because what I can tell the Forsaken’s Grand Admiral where and when to attack but I’m KoS if I find one of their boats? Just weird.

Legion also suffered from making you the chosen hero of the land wielding the great stick of destiny. But you were hanging out in a parlor with 50 other professional colleagues that were also that. So, just felt really weird but not so much so that it bothered me.

SL failed so hard imho because the world wasn’t the main character. It already had an uphill battle as everyone you meet is already dead so, hard to care about their problems. But I was definitely vibing with the Venthyr and Necros.

If the game had been about the Covenants I think it mightve been pretty decent. But it kept going back to the Maw so we could hear Zovy grumble about doom while Sylvanas and Anduin monologue at eachother.

Who thought this was a good idea?

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I honestly don’t know. Because I don’t anyone who can say with a straight face that SL was good. Sure, Ardenweald was a blast and the play made me laugh so hard, seeing Ysera again was nice (I’m a sucker for dragons okay? :stuck_out_tongue:)

But the Maw, Torghast, the Jailer and his plan to unmake reality? None of that was ever explained even once. And the insane constraints they put actually going in to the Maw, before 9.1 made it so I never even touched the place before Korthia.

The expansions technically over and we’re STILL asking who the hell Zooval is and what was his actual plan. That’s just bad storytelling when you leave the players with more questions than answers :wolf:

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I would feel rejuvenated if that’s the biggest problem WoW had.

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