Story Forum Community Lounge (Part 1)

nope i only play on this one

Just noticed that Warhammer Fantasyā€™s Dragon Emperor is very similar to the God Emperor of Mankind.

Furthermore he apparently disappeared temporarily upon which his Dragon Children started a Civil War only stopping when the Monkey King seized the Capital. During the Dragonsā€™ reclaiming the Capital the Dragon Emperor and his Queen mysteriously reappeared!

Considering Warhammer 40K is supposed to exist in a Bottle in Sigmarā€™s Empire from Warhammer Fantasy I suspect the Dragon Emperor noticed a Pocket Universe come into existence and go to investigate it with his Queen and establish the Imperial Throne.

He got imprisoned on Mars by Diocletian, escaped, established the Imperium, got wounded by his finest creation Horus, got enthroned on the Golden Throne, got implanted with a Cā€™tan Shard of the Machine God of the Adeptus Mechanicus(explaining why he has a mechanical eye which he didnā€™t use to have) and declared the God Emperor of Mankind.

Iā€™m sure once he gets off the Throne he(or the Adeptus Mechanicus) will stuff the Cā€™tan Shard on some poor sap, locate his Wife, flee the Pocket Universe in a Bottle(as itā€™s clearly a lost cause) and return to Grand Cathay right as his Children are fighting against the Monkey King in the Capital!

He might work to secure the Bottle or the Slaaneshi Keepers of Secrets will grab it themselves thus setting up Warhammer 40Kā€™s ultimate showdown as the Pocket Universe is sent forward in time through the Warp to the Age of Sigmar!

Since weā€™ve heard nothing of Grand Cathay as the Planet blew up aside from the Empire sailing away the chances are the Dragon Emperor sailed into the Bottle and began the establishment of the Dragon Empire at a specific Time Period in the 40K Pocket Universe while preserving the Bottle as it entered the Age of Sigmar Era.

Got mine today, only 2 days after unlocking the mirror network :smiley:
( Not trying to rub it in or anything )

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Congratulationsā€¦ I hate you. sobs

https://gear.blizzard.com/collections/statues

So the Blizz merch store is back and oh my god. The statues are double what they used to cost. I love my Illidan statue, but itā€™s absolutely not worth 600 dollars.

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Think Iā€™ll just look around for the files, spend $50 for a bunch of resin and 3D print my own big model.

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You know, Iā€™ve always been curious about 3D printing things. I should look into it.

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My Elegoo Mars one was only $190 at the time, and has easily made its cost back in savings. From dice and minis to a tablet stand and Raspberry Pi case and other things. It is my treasure.

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More Doness venting for you guys to scroll past. Iā€™m miserable as always.

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Doness, you are never someone I scroll past.

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If say, 30% or more of that misery is attributed to the forums, then maybe you should take a break from them.

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Side note, usually donā€™t post here, but apparently multiple of my suspensions were organized efforts by 4chan threads over the last many months

I apparently control the forums!

Also in not a SINGLE 4chan thread did they get my Ethnicity right

Yes, months of threads and every single one getting my ethnicity wrong

Love the story forum!! Truly the crown jewel of the forums.

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You donā€™t control the forums, I do

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Mā€¦ Indian? Someone from the indigenous peoples of America.

According to 4chan WoW Racists I am mixed African American and Egyptian American pretending to be South American

(I am in fact Colombian and mixed White Colombian, Black Colombian, and Indigenous Colombian)

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The Egyptian part might be them confusing you with me.

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Nonzero chance someone thinks me, you, and Zari are the same person somehow

Even though us two have entirely different account histories

And me and Zari both post selfies

Also apparently some are convinced I am also a White Mexican too who ran a nsfw account in 2016

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Mostly harmless.

Mda. Am I the only one who wanted to distort this phrase?

No, I control the forums. And I alone post there. Baal? My alt account. Doness? Alt account. Ren, Micah, even you? Alt accounts.

All are one behind Alynsaā€™s keyboard.

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Thatā€™s not it. I think posting here has had a positive effect on me.

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