Degenerates Only is recruiting for its ONE-night-a-week AOTC guild & M+ Shenanigans.
Let’s be honest—our glory days of pulling all-nighters on Hot Pockets and Monster are behind us. The carpal tunnel has spoken, the knees click like castanets, and now we raid during what the kids call “Boomer Hours.” That’s right: Sundays, 8pm-11pm EST. One night a week. Like responsible adults. (Disgusting, I know.)
Originally, we thought we’d stay small and run a tight 10-man comp. Blizzard laughed at us (mostly melee) with their endless run away mechanics, and so here we are—expanding ever so slightly because that’s just how it goes sometimes.
We’re not looking for perfection (but the closer you are the better) and certainly not the e-peen that tends to come with those gamers. What we do want are people who can vibe. We like to banter, get a little tipsy, and press our buttons mostly in the right order while heckling the raid lead. If your personality is “I require constant censoring,” you may find yourself in uncharted waters here, as we are Degenerates at heart.
What we’re looking for:
Sunday 8pm-11pm EST 1 Night a Week Raiding
2/3/9
- 1 Healer
- Resto Shaman (Preferred)
- Holy Paladin / Preservation Evoker also fine
- 3 DPS
- Warlock
- Warrior
- +1 from Other
- Other Acceptable™: Boomkin, Ret Paladin, Rogue, WW Monk (we’re biased).
Current prog as of 8/25 - Normal 7/8 & Heroic 3/8 (2 weeks deep)
Requirements:
- 2k+ IO so we know you play outside raid hours.
- A desire to hang out, run keys, and harass the RL endlessly.
- Willingness to wipe for the sake of Prog without getting fussy
- Socially driven folk who want to chat so the RL isn’t entertaining a brick wall.
- Individually driven folk who do content regularly enough (2-3 days a week)
We run a lot of keys together and usually rotate folks in if there’s a queue — we actively try to break down the “clique” mentality as much as possible. That said, here’s the grown-up disclaimer: we can’t cater to individuals. If your mindset is “I only do content with guildies or I don’t do it at all”… then maybe not the perfect home. We group up often, but we also have jobs, kids, dogs, and random life chaos pulling us away. So, while we love running stuff as a team, just know you’ll need to be comfortable mixing in some pug life when schedules don’t align.
Thats all I got! Add me on Discord to chat more:
mayonnaise_
Mayonnaise#9544