Stop looking for handouts you spoiled people

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You spoiled people have gotten away with too much. Always looking for the free handouts. This is going to have to change.

Effective immediately cookies will now cost 1 gold per cookie. Stop being a bunch of freeloaders and pay the gnome.

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Well, at least Conjured Popcorn is still completely free.

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Ion, is that you?

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(puts out a lovely tray of cookies for all to enjoy free of charge)

:cookie:

(giggle)

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Grumbles is a new faction. You only get cookies at exalted now.

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I don’t have much gold but I can donate some flour and eggs :sob:

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puts a price tag sign in front of cookies

It’s for there own good Grumbles.

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But… but… um…

(looks at the empty collection cup for the cookies and wonders where the gold went to)

(ponder that question and puts out more cookies for all to enjoy)

:cookie:

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OP can continue to charge for his cookies, I’ll be here handing out my delicious fel cookies for free.

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Forcing Grumbles to make cookies so you can charge for them? Isn’t that… Gnomeslavery?! :scream:

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But do they have sprinkles? :thinking:

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Your cookies always have sprinkles my dearest!

(sneaks Jaquestiney some extra cookies with sprinkles!)

:cookie:

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Grumbles, can I pay you in I-Won’t-Eat-You-I-Promise certificates?

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I’m not the one collecting the gold… that’s the zombie monk. For some reason he keeps emptying the little collection cup.

:cookie:

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Well it cost money to run a business you know. You think that sign was free. Then you got to pay the taxes don’t even get me started on that.

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monch
But…do murder-hobos pay taxes?
monch monch
I mean I got a property in halfhill by accident…I haven’t paid a copper for it.
mid-monch
Are we committing tax evasion?

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Grumbles is the true hero of Azeroth.
:cookie:

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Quite. I never leveled my cooking so I’ve just been living off forum-cookies for about a year.

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Trying to profit off of Grumbles?

Shame on you.

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The ops punishment for trying to profit off of Grumbles is that he will be locked in a small room with an endless chain of train toys.

Chugga chugga son of a gun!

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