Did you know there is this orc lady at the Darkmoon Faire and if you give her a game token she will give you a magic hammer that you can hit anything you want with and not really damage it? You’re supposed to hit these mechanical gnolls but there’s literally no rule in the game that prohibits you from just chasing people down and going to town on them with this thing.
They can’t sue you, Uncle Silas got a Goblin to write the waiver on the back of the game tokens. Even if the magic fails and you end up actually clocking someone it’s totally covered by the “Acts of Magic Bull Shirt” clause that says magic can fail at any time because of Magic Bull Shirt reasons; a Cosmic Space Giant once stabbed our planet with a really big sword. Who the heck saw that coming? So yeah, Magic Bull Shirt can happen for Magic Bull Shirt reasons. What can you do? You knew this was a faire full of Magic Bull Shirt the moment you stepped through the Magic Bull Shirt Portal that brought you here. So you accepted that Magic Bull Shirt can happen otherwise you would have turned around and gone back through the Magic Bull Shirt portal.
It’s pretty much iron clad. You can’t argue with that.
So you know, it’s your game token. Do you want to whack some mechanical gnolls in the hopes that you hit enough of them to get a ticket that you can get enough of to take to that creepy guy at the other end of the faire to trade in for whatever cursed doo-dad of the arcane Magic Bull Shirts he trades for or do you want to see how far towards that creepy guy who trades game tickets for Magic Bull Shirts is at all while holding a magical hammer that let’s you whack the nearest long-leggedy and pretend they’re your boss with no harm no foul. Darkmoon Faire on a planet that was stabbed by a Cosmic Space Giant. Brought to you by the power of Magic Bull Shirt.
So yeah, magic hammer. It exists. How you deal with that information, that’s not the Pook’s problem. You do you! As for the Pook… well, the creepy guy still has some Magic Bull Shirts that interests me but you know what? Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little treat?