With spring time here, many looking for that special someone. Make a personal advertisement for the character that’s above yours to help them find their soulmate.
Go!
Not during Spring Break they’re not. At best, a weekend fling.
I gotta do some research and consult some peeps from marketing first. Besides, as a DH you’re all about sacrifice, so waiting/giving up personal time shouldn’t be a problem for you, right?
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It’s not the First of May …
Yet.
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Love was in the air two months ago. It’s dispersed by now. 
Concerned deer noises 
I want winter back.
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Guuah looks down at the piece of parchment with a blank stare on his face. He’s not exactly used to this sort of thing…
Holding his Improvised Notary Kebab (I.N.K.), he starts scribbling on the parchment. Unlike his speech, the writing is clear and concise.
I’m a gob who is all about getting work done. As a provisioner of the Diamond Lounge down in Undermine, I am responsible for making sure we have the finest food, drink and entertainment for our clients. In addition, I am a very accomplished engineer, gunsmith and blasting things, although I’m not really all about doing the latter nowadays.
I’m doing my part to forge a better, golden future for gobs down in Undermine, and helping out with whatever I can. I’m patient, understanding and hard working. If something needs ironed out, you best bet I’m on it.
I’m looking for a strong, motivated lady to join me in getting business done. Gob, preferably. Someone to join me in forging this future not just for goblinkind, but for ourselves. Someone who isn’t afraid to do what they think is right.
Enjoying big guns that don’t have these blasting giant bayonet knife things on them is a huge plus. Also, explosions. Big ones. Fast vehicles, too. They’re associated with this ‘better future’ stuff, I assure you.
Satisfied with what he thinks is a good personal advert, he secures the paper within an envelope with a wax seal depicting a Bronze dragon, a leftover from his former Timewalking days.
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I’m actually more upset that the phial of bountiful seasons will be switching back to finesse soon and I’ll lose the 4% resourcefulness bonus I get from drinking them during the winter. 
They could have just made two different phials.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m looking for a blonde bombshell with a luxury apartment situated over a combination pool hall/ liquor store (that she owns).
P.S. Don’t tell my wife!