Spoilers - I knew this whole time

You have to Pew Pew to stationary things to sight in targeting systems. It is a must if you want accuracy.

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Your wife still died to quillboar. And she ran off because she couldn’t understand you

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Does this means all the people defiantly claiming they weren’t going to grind azerite were inadvertently the good guys?

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Hopefully there is a N’zoth faction coming soon. I never want to get rid of the gift he has given me.

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I mean, we’re murder hobos who pretty much kill whoever and whatever we’re paid to kill. This totally isn’t’ the first time we’ve done quests only to find out we were doing the bad guy’s leg work

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This seems to be the case throughout the history of Warcraft. Oh, the irony. Doing this must open the eyes of many people - to think you’re the good guy in the story only to find out by the end you were working for the other side.

Hey hey hey. Im no Hobo. I only murder things for a living wage!

Low class, middle class, top class - we’re all murder hobos in the end.

Who’s collecting it? I go kill some peasants to further the story and it just magically appears in my necklace.

That guy that wants me to “farm” 60,000(?) from islands is off his rocker though.

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For sure, I mean, remember that time we quested all over Zul’Drak helping an ice troll only for him to turn into a death knight we then had to go murder? We’re like particularly dim bulldozers and our remote control is a “!”

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Independent Murder Contractor?

You’re welcome!

That makes me feel all cold and prickly inside


I love being evil.

You kill turtles instead of crabs, cicle of life :confused:

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Don’t forget those pesky seagulls. :cow:

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We already have one. Keep talking like that and I’ll get those flashlight goats to train it towards Orgrimmar.

After I knock a few of their perfectly aligned teeth in.

REMEMBER, YOU HAVE A DEATH LAZER. USE IT. DISMANTLE THE HORDE THROUGH USAGE OF EXTREME FORCE AND PREJUDICE

She screams as she wears her bunny ear hat. /clap

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We have nukes! Best be glad we haven’t busted them out yet.

Speaking of nukes
 I need to liberate a few of those from Orgrimmar.

Why build a doomsday device when I could juat steal one? It’s perfect!

I am the most evilest villain afterall.

Twirls his staff happily as he heads to Orgrimmar.

Aren’t I just a peach? :heart:

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i never ben marryed so ???

We could figure as much seeing as you can’t even spell the word. :cow: