SPOILERS - Cookie

COOKIE NOOOOOO!

Another important lore character gone from existence as his afterlife ends :sob:

Cookie was originally the cook of the Defias Brotherhood in Vanilla.

After VanCleef’s defeat, Cookie rose to the rank of Fake Kingpin of the Defias Brotherhood (Vanessa VanCleef ruled from the shadows as the real kingpin)

After his death, we can deduce that his ambitious spirit was chosen to spend afterlife in Maldraxxus, competing with other ambitious souls to rise to the top and defend the Shadowlands. It’s extremely likely that he managed to prove himself to the House of Constructs, joining said House and earning a Lesser Construct Body.

Then he was cleft in twain :frowning:

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This is the type of content I want to see. Way better than Nomi in terms of cooking skill.

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Still waiting for the location of other important lore characters in the Shadowlands - Like Jarraxus, Mankrik’s wife, John Keeshan’s companions and Runas

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Jaraxxus is not dead, he briefly appeared in Legion. Even if he were dead, Demons don’t go to the Shadowlands.

Runas also didn’t die, at least not on-screen. He just turned into a Withered and mindlessly walked away :frowning:

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You forgot Rhonin :smiling_imp: Citizens of _____ raise your eyes to the skies and observe!

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cookie flirt with u the 2end foto hahahaha hahahaha

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I know we got the twins, but I’m a bit disappointed we didn’t get to enslave Jarraxus as well as warlocks he just disappeared ):

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I hope one day he will return


AS MECHA-JARAXXUS!!1!

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I forever shall be salty over Runas. He didn’t deserve his fate. We should have had a mini-questline to save him after completing the Nightfallen quest chain as long as you didn’t complete the quests that involved Runas in Aszuna before helping the Nightfallen.

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I hope ever time he goes to speak, someone tells him to zip it.

Rhonin: “Hey, has any-”

Random citizen: “Shut up!”

Rhonin: “But I just-”

Different citizen: “Nobody cares! Shut your hole!”

Rhonin: “
” kicks rocks

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The plot twist of SL is that Me’dan is the jailer and he still hasn’t forgiven us for calling him a mary sue and banishing him to the 404. that’s why he is deleting our sacred characters ):

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Did anyone discover Thermalplugg in Shadowlands?

“You’re just
 just going to leave me here?”

“You don’t deserve a quick death, Sicco. You deserve a long, miserable existence in a dark hole, surrounded by filthy monsters.”

“Besides, if you do survive, I can’t think of anybody I’d rather have leading these beasts than one of their own.” He bent forward and sniffed the top of Sicco’s head, wrinkling his nose with distaste.

Scott Free killing Cookie finally got canonized.

R.I.P Cookie. The Brotherhood shall prevail!
#DownWithTheHouseOfNobles
#CookieDidNothingWrong

What are you talking about? I ate a fruit a lovely Night Elf lady gave me and I’m alive and well.

This is my favorite forum roleplay on the Citadel.

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Seems like a fun one.

Wait
 wait
 What?

He’s definitely in the Maw. Each time he shouted that line to the Citizens of Dalaran, the judgment to send him to the Maw grew ever more certain.

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Press F to pay respects to Cookie.

F

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Well, that’s the way the Cookie crumbles. :cookie: :cookie:

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