SPM needs to lose weight

As the title mentions. In the last few weeks SPM has become severely bloated by an influx of new players.

At the same time I’ve been hearing rumors that some of our players think it’s ok that they play with us and another premade. Neither of these is ok with me so I will be kicking a lot of people from SPM in the next few days.

Please anyone alert me either in this thread or in game (Mizriz#1818) of any suspicion you have that my SPM players are playing with any premades besides SPM. We consider this a heinous act and points most likely to said players actually being spies.

Have a good day BG forums and may peace and fun be with you and yours

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Who are the horde premades you guys queue into? It’d be fun to queue against you guys.

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The only horde premade worth their salt is AVA. They stay small and cozy, but manage to pick wins off SPM occasionally.

We’ve been mercing and sometimes see RR. Beat them the last 3 times we’ve seen them

Who do you play with?

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Miz, are you implying there is something wrong with all this junk up in this trunk?

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Yes, we have to make room for all of our black magic items. Such as toads who have lived their life in an abandoned cemetery, forbidden pickles from the back of the fridge, warts from the nose of a dying professor, and whiskers from balding cats. Without these items we can’t properly complete anymore midnight rituals

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I’m just solo right now. War Within has got me back into running regular bgs again. RR would be ruthless renegades I’m assuming but I don’t recognize the ava?

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Alterac Valley Avengers

Anglesong and Ramminshaman run it I think

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Very solid group. 5 - 10 of them will make a full premade work for the win

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The great slimmining

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Dude! I can’t believe you kicked me from SPM cause I called Krienn the only bloat in town and that I play with TFS (SPM Light)

Time to roll Horde and play with AVA. I have a thing for Abigail anyway.

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You left of your own accord despite our many attempts to reach out

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I would like an honorary and lifetime ban from SPM. Please do not lift this ban for any reason

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I have spoken to the council at SPM about Miz kicking me. They feel that Miz was the extra weight that put pressure on the whole community.

They have removed him and they are now free from Miz’s oppression. You should all celebrate.

All hail Krienn the new leader of SPM.

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One thing is for certain: there is no stopping the culling of the Mizriz; the Krienn is already here. And I for one welcome our mage overlord. I’d like to remind all of SPM that as a trusted priest healer, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in the mines in AV.

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Is this some kind of guild drama?

SPM short for something? Shadow Priest Ministries?

I just want to add a hunter to this post. Too many priests.

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All these acronyms who are these groups?

I’m so sorry everyone. I forgot to put “premade epics” in the title to avoid this kind of confusion.

No one

Okay. Just a quick community update. We have kicked all of the traitors who played with other people and we have begun the rebuilding prothess.

Those same undesirable people have been recorded in our addon we created that tells us who popped for each BG so we can avoid them. This isn’t dodging.

SPM, the largest premade in wow history, is back on track to getting you the wins you were destined to have. You’re welcome.

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I hope everyone saw this news

https://imgur.com/a/De7uqzO

Edit: but in more recent news AVM hard dodged SPM last night! Glory for Stormpike

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