oooh this could be a fun collaboration 
Let me see what I’ve got…
(edited to add additional verses)
Encounter Stitches while you walk down the road,
Drown trying to reach a mining node.
Jump off a cliff on your ground only mount,
Feared into murlocs now you’re out for the count.
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Wander into a pack of elites,
Ignore the thumps of approaching hoofbeats.
Try to melee with your fishing pole,
Blink through the world into a black hole.
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No flight in ghost form so enjoy your walk,
No matter how you die you feel like a dork.
AFK flying and you die to fatigue,
Questing at Crossroads while there’s a Blitzkrieg.
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Pull the boss while the tank’s AFK,
Flag for PvP in Booty Bay.
Mobs spawn around you while you’re deep in a cave,
Mind controlled, now you’re an NPCs slave.
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Archimonde boosts you but you didn’t grab Tears,
Farming rep for Bloodsail Buccaneers.
Raid leader drowns on Lurker Below,
Pull too much but the mobs can cast Slow.
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Took a portal to Old Dalaran,
Went splat when you hit the ground.
You’re a Night Elf who always jumps,
Aran cast Flame Wreath and you blew the raid up.