Someone more versed in writing song-lyrics needs to write this song but for WoW (PvP and PvE; two songs right there)
oooh this could be a fun collaboration 
Let me see what I’ve got…
(edited to add additional verses)
Encounter Stitches while you walk down the road,
Drown trying to reach a mining node.
Jump off a cliff on your ground only mount,
Feared into murlocs now you’re out for the count.
(chorus)
Wander into a pack of elites,
Ignore the thumps of approaching hoofbeats.
Try to melee with your fishing pole,
Blink through the world into a black hole.
(chorus)
No flight in ghost form so enjoy your walk,
No matter how you die you feel like a dork.
AFK flying and you die to fatigue,
Questing at Crossroads while there’s a Blitzkrieg.
(chorus)
Pull the boss while the tank’s AFK,
Flag for PvP in Booty Bay.
Mobs spawn around you while you’re deep in a cave,
Mind controlled, now you’re an NPCs slave.
(chorus)
Archimonde boosts you but you didn’t grab Tears,
Farming rep for Bloodsail Buccaneers.
Raid leader drowns on Lurker Below,
Pull too much but the mobs can cast Slow.
(chorus)
Took a portal to Old Dalaran,
Went splat when you hit the ground.
You’re a Night Elf who always jumps,
Aran cast Flame Wreath and you blew the raid up.
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Lyrics please. Though the monologue is brilliant as well.
Sadly, that has happened far more often than I like to admit during my time playing this game.
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There is no need for another song when the greatest was made 18 years ago.
I am a little Paladin, short and stout. Here is my mace, and here is my mount. When I see trouble, I scream and shout. Pop my bubble, and Hearthstone out!
It happened to me in Highmountain more times than I’d like to admit.
Now all my toons travel with a stack of gliders.
edited my previous post to add another verse 
This is hard! Nobully is too good at this lol.
Hunter pulled the boss with auto-shot
New patches with untuned DoTs
Explained the fight but no one listens
Didn’t see the adds, tunnel vision
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I was born a few hundred years too late.
I would have loved to have been a career poet!!
I have another verse!!
(added to first post)
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*“mind controlled … get dc’d”
(bug still around since TBC)
that’s why i don’t like using it
someone else can write the pvp version…
i haven’t pvp’d in years, i’m out of the loop
adding another to the main post
(still waiting for someone to do some pvp verses!)
Took a portal to Old Dalaran,
Went splat when you hit the ground.
You’re a Night Elf who always jumps,
Aran cast Flame Wreath and you blew the raid up.