Turn all elves into pandas.
Now you have panda options. Deal w/ it
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I want to be an obese elf! You’re telling me there are elves who join the Twilight’s Hammer or the Burning Legion, but there isn’t a single elf with a food addiction?
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You usually have great material to work with.
This one is a no for me dog…
Bruh the day we get body sliders I will personally pop bottles on these forums.
Also, all elves are born with hyperthyroidism. They’re all on shakes and they still cant gain.
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Y’all could just eat all the elves.
This isnt even a troll thread I just want more pandas and less elves 
Imagine arguing over your 900 available eye and hair colours when our hair is locked to our skin and we have 2 options
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I hear you.
It really is lame how so many races are not given many options.
EVERYONE should be given a lot more options.
Makes no sense.
Turn all the thalassian elves into overweight chubby models watch 90% of the players leave the race by the next patch 
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How about no.
how bout we delete all pandas and vulperas from the game instead. no one wants their stale beer, salty fattening noodles that dont taste good or their blubbery figures stinking up the place, they should go back to their continent and finish off their battles with sha sludge.
I wanna be a two-headed Ogre!
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upstairs and down w/the two heads?
Delete worgen first.
Terrible Leader.
Terrible Everything.
You’d think, ah, vanity totally doesn’t matter in a fantasy video game and then you realise it absolutely does to a lot of people
I’d take more Panda’s over Void Elves. 
Yeah lets exterminate them , THE END
Night Elves are the best elves…
How to get 50%+ of the playerbase to quit
You’ll get used to it. Our fighting animations are great.