So that's what fainting is like

One moment I was standing, really dizzy and disoriented by the light, thinking to myself “I should probably sit d-” the very next moment I instantly teleported to the ground slumped over. No major injuries except a couple cuts to my face and my collar bone hurts like hell, but nothing broken.

Moral to this?

Rogues stop Sapping people! It’s bad, there are consequences to think about.

Always invest in Shimmer insurance, don’t just Blink, you could teleport into really dangerous situations!

I should have went bear form.

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That just means you aren’t drinking enough water or you’re not eating enough. Don’t neglect your body.

Prob best to chill with your feet up on your back so you get more blood up to your head. Take a breather. Have some water and a snack.

Gaaatttttoooorrrraaaaaddddeeeee

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Some people can’t hold their liquor.

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Mt Dew to keep that energy up.

Sit down, drink some water, eat something, watch Arcane Season 2.

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Freezes you into an ice sculpture and runs off cackling

:cold_face: :sunglasses:

Fun fact. If you drink too much water, you flush your body of too many salts and end up fainting.

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Or pickle juice
That’s not a joke, that stuff is good for you if you need a quick fix

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Sounds like to me you got bit by a rogue bug. Just be careful, some of these bugs can sting and some of them are deadly.

Another fun fact: You can cough hard enough to pass out. How do I know? Experience.

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Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink. Good luck.

I was told as a kid that if you fart and cough at the same time you’ll pass out and die.

When it happened to me without thinking one day I waited to pass out like an idiot.

The crap you believe as kids, and if that craziness isn’t corrected you get people like me.

:laughing:

“If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop out.”

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So when you’re polymorphed, do you get the mind of a sheep too? Just calmly chewing grass, oblivious to the world. Or do you remain a man, trapped in the prison of your own mind. Banging on the walls, unable to break out.

I believe this requires testing.

also don’t lock your knees while standing still. I saw many a private in the Army fall victim to this.