So I was in this guild

It was one of those massive everything guilds. Social-Leveling-PvE-PvP-RP. The GM had three officers, one for PvE, one for PvP, and one for RP. The PvE team was surprisingly good, from what I was told, I never did much raiding or M+. The PvP team was… Alright. They did some rateds, some arenas.

RP has been my primary focus, so I was mostly focused on what the RP team did. It was light RP with everything from bars to “grand” battles. They actually let whomever tell a story, and when some of the players made stories, they were actually pretty good! Not always, but usually a little fun.

However, the same couldn’t be said for the RP Officer’s events. They were all awful in the :grimacing: way you might expect. The guy only gave a passing nod to the lore, just enough to qualify as “Warcraft RP”. They had no problem changing up major lore points, adding and deleting entire sections of lore, and insisting that we had to follow them for our RP to “be canon”. Plus, the guy was obsessed with their own characters. They had some good ones, but most were just… Anywhere from mediocre to awful. And they were obsessed with their main. They said they weren’t, but their PFP on Discord was their having photoshopped themselves in front of some art of their main. Hell, I think they even named their pet after their main.

And the major plots always revolved around their characters. We were either rescuing them, or purifying them, or they were our “unquestionable leaders”. And they’d always get the big kill from any campaign. The officer would make us wait forever so they could write massive, dozen+ paragraph posts to describe how cool their characters were when they took down the boss. And it was always overdramatized. Sure, some of the very-casual RPers said it was all great, but most of the more serious RPers all grumbled in DMs. Eventually, most of those guys left the for other guilds.

Anyways, I made the guild up, but that’s exactly what WoW’s story feels like to me.

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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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To me, it feels those times you’re having an amazing dream about something but then you wake up at say, 2AM because the dogs are barking, or the cat is bored and knocking things off the kitchen counter, or it’s thundering or you left the TV on and it’s a commercial for some medication because commercials are always louder or the FBI is kicking in the front door (don’t @ me) and you spend the next 20 minutes trying to fall back to sleep thinking about where you left off in that beautiful, amazing dream…only the dream you have the second time is never as good and in fact, is exponentially worse, twisted, warped and when you wake up you’re just angry and disappointed and when you grump out of bed, you walk into the wall and break a few toes and there is nothing you can do about it, because they’re toes.

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Then, the RP officer took to Twitter to vaguepost about what sad pathetic losers those serious RPers are for daring to talk to other people about how unfun their events are, before liking several posts by the author of RP Officer Fan Club Dot Geocities Dot Net about how anyone who doesn’t like their RP is a misogynist or something.

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who did this.

Was ready to full-send a “this is actually how wow lore works”. Good work.

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The DM started overusing this one annoying character that was an obvious self-insert, rehashing the same sort of devices the old DM used… we all kept playing any way most of us quit.

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Oh god wait a minute.
Does this make WoW D&D and FFXIV Pathfinder?

Oh god, I turned into one of those people that won’t shut up about Pathfinder.

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D&D is very limiting and its wargaming roots are holding it back from becoming a good avenue for compelling, dramatic storytelling.

I’ve never played pathfinder though, is it any good?

Absolutely not.

Please try Mouseguard, Kids on Bikes, or my new favorite: Veil of the Void Reforged.

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i feel really called out rn

Proceeds to speak for an obnoxiously long time on the subject of Wrath and Glory

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cant u voidybois just take up art or something instead

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I tried that once.
Got three successes!
…and a complication.

I still hold out hope I will one day get my “Help! I’ve complicated and I can’t get up!” shirt.

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that’s it kiddo ur going on reddit

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You guys ever wonder if there’s a flat Azeroth society?

Like at this point several folks that should be in-the-know about the cosmos may have disseminated this information loosely.

But you know there’s some farmer that still thinks the end of Bladefist Bay is where the world ends.

Like maybe they think the Maelstrom is the actual entrance to the Great Dark Beyond despite the Earthen Ring knowing what’s in Azeroth’s core.

“Bill, Therazane owns the core of Azeroth.”

“Nah. Nuh-uh. There’s another nether down there. You can’t fool me. They sent a whole airship down there and it never came back.”

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Let’s be honest. After Shadowlands, anyone nutty enough to speak of the Great Here After would be burned as a witch by the simple townsfolk.

This thread really did make me think about how Danuser wouldn’t be tolerated as a DM. If this were a campaign, it would be over before the pizza got here.

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rocks fall this plot line is now about sylvanas

my 11 year old nephew, no jibe at him, writes honest to light better plot lines and sub factions than danuser

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