So I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey

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…but I turned myself around.

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That’s what it’s all about.

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Damn you both. take my likes and get outta here.

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Guys, I was also really addicted to soap. It was bad. But I’m alright now.

Got totally clean!!

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I was just about to put my left foot in…

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You think you turned yourself around, but wait till you throw your whole self right back into it again.

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Gonna do my best to take my right foot out!

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

of course. Houses can't jump.
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I tried. Almost threw out my back.

I can’t do this hokey pokey any more…

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When in doubt do as the pokey do.

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How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet… :thinking:

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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it… :thinking:

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I met a homeless guy that said he was really good at guitar. I was curious, so grabbed a cheap used one for $50 and took it to him. He started playing the hokey pokey and dancing around. It was entertaining.

Second thought, what if,

For all I know OP made more tips and was able to buy a computer.

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Hokey pokey ice cream is delicious so I don’t blame you for being addicted to the stuff.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but poor atmosphere… :thinking:

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careful with that joke, it’s an antique.

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I love how there’s one guy in the background who struggles with turning himself about.

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