This one was too much weird to not post:
“In the aftermath of the war, Turalyon’s wife, Anduin’s daughter, Cairne Bloodhoof was sent to the human kingdom of Quel’Thalas. There she became the vrykul queen, becoming a powerful and influential figure in human society.”
After a few runs:
Illidan questioned the legitimacy of the battle and whether they would have to deal with it at all. The night before the battle, Khadgar gave the orders to start the attack with Dalaran as the center, with Alliance forces surrounding the gates.
With the Horde on the gates, they were about to launch their assault when, in the midst of battle, a group of Alliance adventurers were captured by the Scourge. Khadgar and Varian sent an adventurer to rescue them and lead them back to safety. The adventurer’s mission was to lead the Horde and Alliance forces to retake the city, but they were quickly captured by the Scourge. They were taken to The Sorrow’s Furnace, where the undead minions of Lord Jaraxxus, Lord of Terror, held them hostage, forcing the heroes to choose their side. The party eventually decided to side with the Horde, and so they were led through the city.
As Khadgar, Varian and the adventurer were taken to the Sorrow’s Furnace, they were able to free themselves, but Khadgar lost contact with his companions and was believed to have been murdered by a group of Horde adventurers. He had actually escaped the Sorrow’s Furnace with the help of the tauren Magni Bronzebeard, and with the help of the Forsaken, Khadgar was able to return to Stormwind. There, he was reunited with his old friend, Lady Vashj.
He later traveled to the Caverns of Time with adventurers, where he and adventurers confronted Sargeras and his demons, who had been resurrected by Khadgar’s death. He and his companions used a [Key of Time] to open a portal between this world and Draenor, from which he and his allies returned to Azeroth. Khadgar was taken to Lordaeron by the Highborne.
I’m legit laughing rn:
Sylvanas Windrunner softly kissed Jaina Proudmoore, her hands gently ghosting along her sides and back. It was all so warm and soft… so close, so comfortable. They lay quietly, and watched as the other elves fell into sleep.
“There you are, sweetling,” Sylvanas said. “How did it feel to have someone so beautiful join you? How is it that a woman can so easily sway someone’s heart? How is it that an Elf woman is so… beautiful?”
“Oh… I suppose I should thank you,” Jaina said, her mind racing, her mouth half-open. “And you should probably thank me, too, for not letting you die.”
“You did so much for me,” Sylvanas said. “For you.”
“Oh, but you wouldn’t understand,” Jaina said.
Baine looked out across the grassy plains of Mulgore . A lone gnome stood near a tree, watching Baine, but not speaking with him.
“The orcs are coming. I don’t know what their numbers are, but they’re close, and they’re coming from the south,” said Baine. “That means the Silverpine Woods must be full of them. I wonder… how many were with you in that battle?”
“I was the only one in the village that was left,” said the gnome, and looked up at Baine. “They had to burn down everything, so we were forced to run to the southern border. There are only a few of us left here.”
Baine shook his head. “I can’t help but wonder what you did to piss off the Silverpine Woods. We lost most of our allies at the battle at the Blackfathom Deeps. I don’t know if you were there when they sent those assassins after us”.
I think we’ve found where the blizzard writers are getting their content from.
Thrall looked at me and gestured toward Orgrimmar. “This is where we are going to be.” He turned and walked towards the city, towards the gates.
I followed Thrall with my eyes.
When we arrived at the main gates, we were stopped in the crowd. Some of the Alliance forces had arrived at the gates already and were trying to clear the road for Thrall and the other Warchiefs, while others waited by the side of the road. Some Alliance soldiers and officials watched as the Horde marched on. The Alliance had come, but it wasn’t clear how many people were there to defend them.
Several other Alliance soldiers had started to crowd Thrall and I into a row along with their Warchief, Garrosh. Thrall noticed an orc soldier in front of him.
“Hey, how long have you been following me?” Garrosh asked, pointing at the orc.
The orc gave a slight shrug, and a look of surprise crossed his face.
“I see that you are a new acquaintance. I was a spy for the Alliance.”
Garrosh laughed and said, “I’m glad. It’s time we get this party started. Now, let’s get back to your headquarters and get the hell out of here.”
“As you wish, Garrosh. Now, let’s do this properly!”
As they ran, the orcs began to shout. They weren’t shouting to communicate, but simply to show that they were on their way. The orcs were still trying to get their new boss to understand that they were there to help.
“We’ve been waiting a long time for this, boss.”
“It’s true! Let’s have a good battle!”
So Bolvar is a professor IRL?
Bolvar Fordragon , a professor of history at the University of Texas at Austin, said, “It’s almost inconceivable in today’s America for a family of five, a four-year college student and a couple of other kids to be living off the earnings of a single person.”
Mr. Fordragon, who has spent decades studying income inequality, pointed to research showing that the share of national income taken by the wealthiest 1 percent increased from less than 8 percent in 1981 to about 12 percent in 2010, a rise of more than 50 percent. “The average American,” he said, “is doing worse than he’s ever been.”
Another one made by using what ever transformer created again to “continue” what it wrote.
Sylvanas slowly stalked towards Anduin as he stood in the center of the throne room. Her eyes never leaving him as his own watched her,wary of what she might do. Jaina, Alleria and Genn were behind him ready to attack if the Banshee Queen became a threat. Sylvanas’s
voice still sounded calm but was tinged with an edge of suspicion. “I am concerned, Prince Anduin. Is something the matter?” Anduin could only shake his head as Sylvanas pointed towards a single spot on the ground. She then leaned forward and whispered something in his ear. The suddenness of the whisper sent the young Prince reeling back as the light in his eyes dimmed. A moment later the light returned to full. The King’s voice broke through Anduin’s bewilderment as he slowly stood. He then looked at Sylvanas who only nodded. “Yes, I do have a problem.” The King
stood, his eyes still fixated on the spot on the ground. "I’m not sure if we can continue with this, but… I suppose we might have to, in a way. You see, there are many things we could do to ease your suffering. I will begin with the worst one. You will be placed under my care once I have recovered from the initial shock. I can promise you that there are many things about me that are not as you would like.
I do not like being watched. I would much prefer to be alone. That’s all right with me. " I am the only thing that could be called a savior for you Sylvanas. My people need someone to watch over them. I am that person. I will be the protector that you so desperately need. I
will be there for you, and I will see that you live long and happy.You will find yourself to be as close to me as the stars are to the night sky. It may not be a very comfortable relationship, but it is my duty. If you ever feel the need to discuss this matter with me, then I will answer your questions. But only if you are willing to follow me. Do not hesitate to ask me any questions you have, but only as you would a friend.I have already arranged for you to join me in a secret location, one where no one will know that you have met me.
I have also put together a small contingent of people to act as guards for you and keep you safe. They will make sure that no one who is not from my team will get close to you. They will also protect you from any danger that comes your way. They are all very experienced with such matters. The Queen did not hesitate, her fingers dancing in and out of the air. She did not speak for all that long as Anduin felt the blood course through his veins.
Finally, Sylvanas spoke. “I know I speak for no one when I say this, but I see the potential in you.”
“I’m sorry, Sylvanas, I didn’t mean for you to hear that,” said Anduin. “I just wanted you to know that I’m not a threat.”
“Ah, well then I will not need to attack you.” Sylvanas took a step towards him and pressed a clawed hand against his chest. “You seem to have grown quite a bit. I will admit, it is somewhat unsettling, to be honest.”
“Sylvanas,” said Anduin, feeling his voice break, “that was wrong.”
“Indeed, yes, it is. It is also very frightening, to be sure. But we must remember that this is not a threat to be faced head on, but a challenge to be overcome.” She stepped close to him again and whispered, “Now, what is it you fear most?”
“I don’t know,” said Anduin. "I just know that
Anduin realized that Genn was frustrated . The orcs, who had come to see him as the only hope, were dying at the hands of the Forsaken. Genn had lost many of his men, and had fought a losing battle. Even with the Dark Iron dwarves to help him, the battle was a losing fight. Genn’s anger boiled over, and he stormed out of the room.
“What are you going to do about it?” asked Genn.
“If we stay here and take care of each other, we will be killed by the Iron Horde,” said Genn. “But if we go back to Durotar and try to help them, we can make a difference. They might even listen to us and leave the Horde.”
“I think we should stay here, and wait for the Iron Horde to destroy the rest of the Horde,” said Genn. "If we do that, I think we’ll have a better chance of getting help
Everyone is worried about terminators. Clearly Skynet will be far too silly, even for something as silly as time travel.
Hahaha this is wayyyyy more entertaining than the actual story in the game.
That’s probably because it’s actually fun.
I think it just leaked the end of Shadowlands. Behold:
Kael’thas Sunstrider mocked the adventurers, saying "I know what you’re thinking, but Tempest Keep was merely a temporary base for the Blood Elf resistance forces. The Burning Legion has come for you!"
The three heroes, however, managed to fend off and kill the Scourge, including the archlich Ner’zhul who had been resurrected by Mannoroth, with the aid of their allies.
They managed to destroy the Lich King’s citadel, and the heroes, who had been separated from their allies for most of the journey, were finally reunited with them in Northrend and the battle ended. The Lich King was defeated, the war was won and Thrall, with the help of the new Alliance and Horde leaders, was reestablished as the ruler of Northrend and the Horde as a whole.
Thalyssra threw Lor’themar onto the bed, straddling him, and she kicked her heels on the floor and grabbed the man’s a**. “You’re mine, my love. You belong to me.”
Lor’themar moaned and kissed her neck. “You want me, don’t you?”
The queen pulled off the bed and kissed Lor’themar’s lips. “I want you. I can’t wait to get to you.”
Lor’themar laughed and rubbed her back. “No need to wait. I want to do something.”
There was more to this one, but it uh, got real naughty in the last three lines.
Sakurai announces that the next fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is none other than World of Warcraft’s legendary warlock, Illidan Stormrage. This new fighter will be playable in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as a Wii U exclusive.
The announcement trailer is below. In the trailer, we see a short animation of Illidan and his pet felstalker, Felo, as they are traveling through the Emerald Dream. We then see his iconic black cloak and fel-infused blade as they move to their next destination.
Wii U and 3DS users will be able to purchase the Illidan fighter in November. We’ll report back if we find out more about the new fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Blizzard, please give us a Felo battle pet.
Sakurai announces that the next fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is none other than World of Warcraft’s Prince Arthas. However, before the tournament can start, the internet goes down. The internet goes down? This is what you get when the internet goes down.
A couple of things. First, this is not a coincidence. Sakurai doesn’t want the internet to go down. He wants the internet to shut down, and that means that he is going to have to get his hands dirty and start building the infrastructure.
I’m enjoying these Smash reveals. Sakurai means business. One more for the road:
Sakurai announces that the next fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is none other than World of Warcraft’s Death Knight class. Death Knights were introduced in the game’s first expansion, Warlords of Draenor, and Sakurai tells the audience that they’ve been making an impact on the game so far.
Sakurai explains that he decided to make Death Knights in Smash Bros. because they’re “so badass,” and that they’re the most iconic character in the franchise. It’s also the only class that can easily be used with the game’s unique control scheme. Sakurai also mentions that there will be a Death Knight stage in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which he says is “a little more epic.”
Sakurai explains that he wanted to bring back the “darkness” of Death Knights, which he feels was a lost art in the franchise.
Everyone keeps telling Anduin to stop licking stuff he picks up from warzones, but Anduin listens to no one. Anduin is the best and brightest in the Alliance, and he’ll do everything he can to be one of the best players in the world. He can do this. Anduin is the best.
Anduin was the second pick in draft, and the first pick of every game in this tournament. No one could have predicted him. Anduin was one of the players who impressed me the most. He was a very solid top laner. He’s not going to have amazing flashy plays, but he’s going to be very solid. And he’s going to be solid because he’s an awesome player.
I’m not going to say anything super interesting about Anduin’s game, because I don’t want to reveal any of his secrets.
Anduin’s still a potato head in my heart though.
Well, he isn’t wrong.
Why is this making me laugh? 
gotta admit this made me laugh more than the story…
Got this just by typing in “Illidan Stormrage”.
Illidan Stormrage, the current warchief of the Argent Dawn and leader of the Argent Dawn’s Crusade, has been a hero since the day of his birth. As the eldest son of the legendary warlock Archimonde, Illidan was raised to be the strongest of the night elf race, to protect the continent of Kalimdor from any threat. He was also destined to become the first of the Blood Elves to join the Legion’s cause.
In the years that followed, Illidan developed a close relationship with his brother Malfurion, who would become one of the most influential and loyal members of the Alliance, even leading the fight for the World Tree and its replacement with the Broken Isles.
Illidan and Tyrande Whisperwind, the first warden of Silvermoon, had a long, passionate relationship before Tyrande’s death and Illidan’s arrest for fel-trafficking. Illidan was one of the few who were aware.
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Gotta say its my favorite one I’ve made so far!
Better than Blizz writers this is the future
Anduin Wrynn, the new Warchief of the Horde, has decided that he needs to get his claws into a woman. But who is this new leader and is he up to the task? Plus, is there a traitor among the Horde? In a world full of trolls and dragons, what’s a girl to do? Find out in the latest episode of the Warchief’s Men!
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Cant wait to see how this season of the Warchief’s Men will end!