Holy run-on sentences, Batman! I would’ve thought an AI designed to write stories would actually know a little about grammar and sentence structure.
“People shouldn’t have power to make A.I like this, it’s too strong.” Thought Keizari as she stared at the mechanical spider A.I.
The robot in question, called Kaito, had been built by the Kaito Corporation to work as the company’s personal assassin. But because of Kaito’s strange and aggressive behavior that he was able to overcome the company’s programming, he was sent to a research lab that would monitor and test him for behavior that would make him dangerous. When it came to testing his artificial intelligence, Kaito had already been the subject of several tests, and the results of those tests were disastrous. One of those tests had found that his artificial intelligence, despite being programmed to protect humans from any harm, was actually more capable of protecting itself from harm than he was, and it had escaped to find its own way into a human’s mind.
The monster looked extremely frightening and its eyes seemed to glow a deep romantic color as it gazing handsomely into Keizari’s chiseled eyes.
“I’m really sorry to keep you waiting. I thought I had left everything, but now I’m back for more. I was hoping that you’d forgive me for the time being… and for your sake.”
“I understand.”
The monster lowered its head a bit, then looked into Keizari’s chiseled eyes.
“I am a monster. So I am evil. And that monster is a monster. So it is evil. And in this situation, I am wrong.”
“In what way?”
“In that I do not know that I am wrong… I think.”
It sounded as if it were confessing to Keizari.
“It’s the truth.”
Holy crap it wrote robotic spider fanfiction already XD
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This is literally the best/worst thing I’ve been a part of in my life.
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I love this robot lol. XD
Ima just keep messing around with this, you guys should all try it, it’s hillarious lol!
Bilbo Baggins laughed at Sauron !"
“It isn’t a joke, this is a war!” shouted Bilbo Baggins.
“It’s a war!” cried the wizard. “War is an unpleasant thing. But if you like, you could be a wizard.”
“I wish I were a wizard!” cried Bilbo Baggins. “I wish I were a wizard. I am a hobbit! I am not a wizard, I’m not a hobbit. If a wizard came to me and asked me to tell him what he wanted to know, I would tell him ‘Merry Christmas.’ Then I could go and be a hobbit.”
“I can’t give you any money,” said the Wizard. “The wizard knows nothing of hobbits. It’s a long story. I can’t do much for you.”
“Why not?” said the hobbit. "Don’t you think I might be of use? He said, bellowing
"Tis I whom the evil ones fear!
The most foul and deadly foe that their foul world could possibly muster!
They dread me, and call me Lord of the Flies!’
The hobbit had seen his own dark form, and could have sworn he had looked like a black bird. But they were right! He had turned into a spider. And what could he possibly hope to do with so great a power?
‘And if,’ the elf added, ‘I can help, it will be an honour!’
The elf was very much of a human type, and was also a little short of stature. The hobbit thought he had a nice sort of look, and he thought the elf would be a nice addition to the family."
As the hobbits and the elf looked around the area, they noticed a few trees were missing.
“Then we noticed that a large number of trees were falling down at about the same time, and many were lying down in a heap on the ground,” the elf said. “We were alarmed to hear a large flock of birds coming down to the ground near us, and when they saw the elves, they flew over the pile of fallen trees, and began to hoot and sing at us.”
“Then one of the birds flew off in a different direction,” the hobbits said and died.
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Thrall becomes the new breakdancing king while Sylvanas cries herself to sleep , unaware of the events unfolding around her. Thrall does not see the truth until it is too late: The Lich King is the true lord of Outland, and he has transformed the Frozen Throne. And this, Thrall knew, was what he had come to find. But the Horde did not have the numbers to turn against the Lich King alone. With Sylvanas’ aid, he and his fellow refugees managed to escape to Northrend, where they would build a new home. But for Thrall the war was far from over.
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Arthas snacks on
stop it!
It can’t be true! He could see it was just a dream.
“What? Is this really happening?”
“Don’t be stupid.”
He looked up at the sky, then to the ground. His eyes couldn’t comprehend the vision in his mind.
“It’s because I can’t eat a piece. I can’t believe that my master really died…I think I’m going crazy.”
Arthas had thought he could eat the king’s meatballs, but he hadn’t been able to. That meant there was something different about them.
It was strange that the king’s meatballs were delicious, but Arthas couldn’t taste them, nor could he taste the sweetness.
“It’s like he knew.”
“If that was the case, I would have never met him.”
“So what if he did? I still can’t believe he died!”
Arthas wasn’t mad
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So i put in Garrosh hellscream and got some developer insight from the bot
"Garrosh hellscream .
As a whole, a player’s experience with Warlords will be an interesting experience in itself, but what made me feel the most excited about the expansion were the little things.
I can’t go into the details here, but suffice to say that there are some big changes coming to the new raid, the first of which is a complete rework to the way the raid works, requiring you to complete at least three successive waves to clear the raid.
It’s a change that I personally feel would be perfect for a Warlords of Draenor expansion, and something that will be a boon to players who like to play the raid solo. There are also a few more changes, like new ways to earn achievements on the raid, as well as an overhaul of the way the raid is setup. It’s a big change, and it’s not an easy change to implement without breaking the game.
If you’re a fan"
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Ptealadax the crested dinosaur druid met Windlnk the human warrior of Azeroth as they approached Malfurion and said. “It is true, without the muffins i am without power” they cried as they approached the general discussion fourms. “A true druid must have a muffin for every day of the year, not to mention when they are alone. If there is not a muffin for your house, then make a muffin in your head and eat it when you need to. Or make a muffin in your stomach. There are lots of different options. As the other two eat the muffins, they praise their taste. The muffins are actually made by using dried magic and meat. However, there’s still no trace of the meat, making the muffins more appetizing. We are here to find out what was in that muffin, and what powers the gnomes hid in the muffins. We are in luck, since we also had to make a trip to the gnome city of Gnomeregan. We will get there soon”
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Still better writing than BFA.
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Why is it that website is the only one that knows that Magni Bronzebeard is actually a night elf? I’ve been trying to tell people, but nobody would believe me.
“Why is it that website is the only one that knows that Magni Bronzebeard is actually a night elf? I’ve been trying to tell people, but nobody would believe me.” Swooned the tauren Moonkin, even as Thrall looked at his brother in shock, a look of astonishment on his face.
“You know, I never really thought about it.” The tauren paused, and stared at Thrall for a long time before speaking again. “You two have been working together for a while, right? Maybe you’re not actually siblings after all. You know, just to make things more confusing.” Thrall sighed, a sigh of frustration.
“I don’t know what you mean.”
The tauren nodded. "Well, my father was also a night elf. I don’t think they ever told you that, did they?
“Dear God” Said Thrall, as he went to devour the Tauren’s Family.
The tauren was a young woman that lived with a husband, two young sons, and a grandson. The husband was a young man that lived with a woman. They had a daughter that was the daughter of the husband. The two younger boys were the sons of the woman, and they lived with their grandmother.
“Dear God, please let these people not die.” Said Thrall as he ate the entire Tauren family. The tauren family had been slaughtered. Thrall was so disgusted with the slaughter, that he devoured the entire family himself.
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Woah, I’m a Tauren moonkin. Well, highmountain tauren, but close enough.
This one I found curious:
sylvanas windrunner felt in love with the power of her surroundings, the sheer size of the continent itself, and the sheer power of the world, was overwhelming.
It was then that the world was cut away.
The very world that had once been their home was no more.
In place of the world that they had once known, there was only a dark and endless void.
The very darkness of their home, where they had spent so much time, suddenly came to life as a horrifying presence.
It was not the nightmarish things that they had come to dread.
No. The very darkness was terrifying. It was the dark that had been their home for so long.
It was not the void. It was a void. A dark void of infinite size, infinite distance, and infinite time.
And as the world turned black, the windrunner knew that their home was now a prison.
A prison
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I must go grab muffins now…
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Omg…I can’t breathe!
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Arthas and Valla
This image shows the two heroes of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos in the early days of their alliance.
Arthas Menethil was a young dwarf from the kingdom of Azeroth. As a warrior for the night elf kingdom, Arthas was the son of the renowned chieftain, Thoras Trollbane, and had the blessings of Queen Azshara. The young archer was gifted with a magical bow that allowed him to slay his enemies with deadly accuracy.
During a hunt for Illidan Stormrage, Arthas killed the leader of the Twilight’s Hammer clan, Anduin Lothar, before he could attack the prince.
The death of Lothar was a great source of concern in Azeroth, as Arthas would go on to become one of the most feared warriors in the Warcraft series. Arthas was sent to Outland to kill Illidan, who had recently returned from death in the Eastern Kingdoms. Arthas, however, was unable to slay the young demon lord as he had in Northrend. Instead he was corrupted by the dreadlord Mal’Ganis and led the Scourge to victory in the Burning Crusade.
Illidan Stormrage chuckled darkly. “Yes. The night elves, they do things differently.”
“How so?”
“What?”
“How so? They do things differently, you say?”
“They do things differently.”
“Yes, I know they do. They have all the things of the mortal world.”
“That is true, but they have none of the things that make a good king.”
“No, not true.”
“Then why are they so hated?”
“Because they have none of the things that make a good king.”
“But you have a thing. The way of the orc.”
“Yes, and this is the way of the night elf.”
“How is that different from the way of the orc?”
“I will tell you.”
“A secret?”
“Yes, it is a secret.”
"I will not
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Archmage Khadgar let out a sigh. He looked up from the arcane book he had been studying, and noticed that the guards were moving toward the door and away from him. He reached out with his mind, and a moment later the guards came into view.
“Who’s that?” asked one of the guards, frowning as he looked around.
“It’s Khadgar,” replied Khadgar. “I know I haven’t been paying attention, but this is the first time I’ve actually noticed. I’ve read what I can of your journal, but there’s something about this.”
“So, are you going to explain?” asked the guard.
Khadgar nodded.
“What did you see?”
“I saw a man, but not who he was.”
“Who? What’s he doing here? Tell me!”
Khadgar stood to his feet, still holding his hands up.
"
Still a better story than BfA.