So I asked ChatGPT to write a story about a crazed psychotic squirrel

Here is what it wrote:

In a tranquil yard, bathed in the warm glow of the setting sun, two playful peanuts frolicked in the swaying blades of grass. Their innocent laughter filled the air, a symphony of joy in an otherwise peaceful setting. Little did they know, their carefree existence was about to be shattered by the arrival of a jealous squirrel, lurking in the shadows with malice in its heart.

With a sudden leap, the squirrel descended upon one of the unsuspecting peanuts, its razor-sharp claws tearing through the fragile shell with brutal efficiency. The other peanut, frozen in terror, watched in horror as its companion was mercilessly crushed before its very eyes. “Please, spare me!” cried the trembling peanut, tears streaming down its shell as it pleaded for mercy. But the squirrel, drunk on its newfound power, ignored the desperate pleas, relishing in the terror it had instilled. With a cruel twist of fate, the squirrel spared the remaining peanut, a cruel glint in its eyes as it reveled in the survivor’s fear.

But the torment was far from over. Day after day, the jealous squirrel subjected the hapless peanut to a relentless barrage of psychological torture. It would taunt the peanut with visions of its fallen companion, dangling the crushed remnants before its eyes as a cruel reminder of its own mortality. And as the days turned into weeks, the squirrel’s cruelty knew no bounds.

In a twisted display of sadism, it would sprinkle bit by bit the crushed remains of the fallen peanut upon the living, horrified peanut, watching with sick satisfaction as it cowered in terror beneath the relentless onslaught. And so, in the quiet solitude of the yard, the jealous squirrel reveled in its reign of terror, a malevolent specter haunting the dreams of the innocent. And as the sun set on another day, the yard bore witness to the darkest depths of jealousy and cruelty, a chilling reminder of the savagery that lurks within us all.