So how many times are you going to force Jaina through the Horde player's throat...?

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This really rustles my jimmies. Whoever this writer is that is HELL BENT ON SHOVING THIS CHARACTER THROUGH MY HORDE’S THROAT…

How many times has Jaina threatened to end the Horde? How many times has she damaged the Horde? Purge of Dalaran, end of SoO she has threatened to drown Orgrimmar, killing Rastakhan,…

Let us not forget, that before this, Jaina asserted herself as not neutral. As she co-operated with the Alliance during the war against Garrosh Hellscream where she allowed Alliance troops to harbor at her city.

Let us not forget that it were her own forces that were fighting against Garrosh Hellscream in the Barrens. Northwatch Hold is the Alliance stronghold taking ground in the Southern Barrens. Its soldiers are supplied by Theramore itself.

The Northwatch Expeditionary Unit is a group of sailors and soldiers sent from Northwatch Hold and Theramore to attempt to gain a further stronghold into Kalimdor. They’ve been spotted in Durotar, the Barrens, [Azshara and the Stonetalon Mountains. They are recognizable by their Theramore Tabards

So it’s safe to say it were HER troops that were staging ground in Durotar, trying to burn down Sen’jin Village, Valley of Trials and Razorhill to the ground.
In other words, Jaina had it god damn comming and Garrosh had every right to nuke the absolute smithereens out of her city.

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY RUSTLES MY JIMMIES

Despite all this information being showcased in game, where Jaina is a big hypocrite. The writers absolutely try their best to ignore all these situations and insist that Jaina is a lawfully good character, and INSIST that the Horde PC gets their daily dose of Jaina throughout every expansion.

I’m starting to take this thing personal. When Jaina still remains scot free, besides a little scolding from Varian, for all her stupid actions she caused against the Horde, the writers also insist that Horde players should feel bad for her:
IS HEEEEEEEE THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBBBBB THIS TIIIIIIMEEEE???!?!?!!??!!!?1?

I’m getting sick of it.
Dismantle the Horde
Drown all these Orgrimmar civilians
Purge every blood elf from Dalaran and arrest those who don’t resist in a dungeon, never to be mentioned again later on ingame.
Kill the Zandalari because they’re engaging in relationships with the Horde

INFACT shows the Horde player we don’t give a DAMN about their justice as we whitewash her last genocidal behavior as the Horde player is forced to take up arms against the sunreaver mage, who was JUSTIFIED in taking action against Jaina.

NOT TO MENTION!!! That the Horde player literally fought against Jaina as she killed King Rastakhan and tried to get away, only for her to trick the Horde player into coming after her. Even though she “lost” she got away scot free, while King Gelbin Mekkatorque, who didn’t even participate in the battle, almost got killed!

The sheer hypocrisy of the writers. WE KNOW JAINA IS YOUR FAVORITE PET. It’s so god damn ridiculous and obvious with how Jaina gets away with EVERYTHING!!! I’M SICK OF IT.

And now, boom the first intro to Shadowlands and it’s Darion who can’t contain his fangirling on how powerful the LORD ADMIRAL is. A person he hasn’t even met outside one instance in ICC a few years ago.

Holy crap, if Metzen got the blame from Thrall, can we atleast blame someone for Jaina, because god damn, this is just rustling my god damn jimmies at this point!

I really hope Alliance players can understand that Horde players are just FED UP with Jaina. She is really a writer’s pet who can’t do no wrong.

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You know, I don’t think even Blizz remembers the lore anymore. All the duplicity

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You know, I think they do. They’re just blinded in their favoritism towards certain characters.

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Till horde players realize violence bad

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I don’t know, Garrosh nuking her city did solve a lot of problems in the Barrens lol.

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Then why has the horde lost every war

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Because the writers? Also the writers are to blame for the horde constantly going to war?

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Because the Horde would win if they could stick to their leaders and not taking up arms against them. Garrosh was winning the war. You should thank Vol’jin and the Horde rebellion in saving your hide.

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Because the writers are never going to let the alliance be the bad guys for a change. It’s purely a meta reason.

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Grats you all know wow isn’t real
There’s a reason the writers write the horde the way it is and it all starts back to the blizzcon where cata was announced

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You simp for blizzard so hard people are beginning to think you’re on their payroll. You realize that? You defend every craptastic decision they ever made.

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Oh please he was not even close. He was bogged down in a war and had to resort to Old God based weapons. The Alliance was kicking his behind even without resorting to the same dirty tactics.

And you keep playing a game you seem to hate the story beats, even though said story beats were telegraphed years if not decades in advance at this point.

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When she stops being in, like, the top 5 most popular WoW characters.

We didn’t lose the 4th War.

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Heh there are things I disagree with blizzard on just not when it comes to how toxic the horde playerbase is

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She didn’t kill Rastakhan, it was Genn and the Alliance, Second. She wanted to dismantle the Horde not drown it. Third, the Purge, which Lother’mar himself is trying to move on from, has its roots in the orcs of the Sunreavers.

I have to deal with Thrall, you know the guy who attacked Stratholme to free orcs, a guy who tells the Alliance he would see Stormwind’s throne broken and a guy who did nothing while the Warsong run rampant.

The Horde ended up with nothing after said war except a broken army and depleted coffers. Not to mention being Sylvanas’ tool to push whatever agenda she has. Not exactly a win.

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Bold to assume I hate the story beats. Since Mind Reading isn’t your strong suite, you should find a new job.

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Right. BECAUSE half the Horde rebelled against him.

If he hadn’t ****ed over every non-orc race in the Horde and drove them to revolt, he would have defeated the Alliance.

As would Sylvanas. If she hadn’t intentionally sabotaged herself.

Oh it definitely wasn’t a win. But it was expressly a draw.

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Blizzard said otherwise so nice headcanon

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And yet all you do is complain about said story beats. Or think that those who like said story beats are simp(what are you a kid? Using simp feels so childish at this point.)

Even before the rebellion his master plans like trying to trap Varian and using the divine bell netted absolutely Zero. The war at that point was far from over and short of him managing to use the Old God heart, he was at minimum bogged down in a war without end.

Even destroying Theramore did little because the Alliance quickly took back most of the land they lost and turned Northwatch into a bvase.

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You definitely seem to get upset at people who like the story