LOL Sorry everyone, had to be done, SMH , to early for this i know… sorry again
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Nono. You are okay.
Gnome Depot is definitely needed.
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I guess where you go depends on whether you want your furniture to randomly explode or not. So which one would sell stuff flat packed with incomprehensible assembly instructions and at least 1 missing screw?
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I’d say Gnome Depot would be the one. If you actually managed to build what you purchased, it would be functional, but have some weird extra effect that is completely unneeded and is also a bit weird. Not likely to explode though.
Items purchased from Gazlowes have a “Will explode or you can come back and see your money (before we spend it)” guarantee.
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I definitely need my coffee this morning. It took me way too long to get that joke. And now that I have… I love it. 
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This needs to be a thing
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Bows slightly, your welcome heheh
I groaned… then giggled. Thank you. I needed that.
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Gnome Depot for sure.
Gazlowes is a horrible company and would never darken their door again… I’d rather D.R.I.V.E to Dalaran than shop there (much like in real life).
We’ll workshop your sense of humor… lay some groundwork, really cement it.
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OK,
Gnome Depot is Home Depot.
What’s Gazlowes suppose to be? I’m not super familiar with American chain stores.
Lowes the other big box home improvement store
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Made me chuckle and it’s pretty clever. Have a like.
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Gnome Depot. Great gnome guild name.
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Hey maybe we could get a Kul Tiran Freight as well!
All Kul Tiran guild called Harbor Freight.
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I’ll shop at the store for easy-to-assemble aberrations: NY’KEA, the Winding Halls
I could see NY’KEA furniture having pieces that won’t fit together no matter which way you turn them with instruction in a language no one understands.
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I wanna Orcish poop-shack complete with peons. Zug zug! 
Could always go to Draenards.