you go to places like silithus, tanaris or light forbid… Vol’dun and for some reason, like how all the gods and goddesses or some force of beings curses you with the terrible fate such as…
Sand in yer boots, don’t ya just hate it?
i mean it’s been mornin since i came back from there and i am still finding em in my boots!
So, what do you think would irritate yer characters while doin yer questin or just on a stroll through azeroth?
Better to have sand in my boots than sand in my chili fries.
You take a long time to say nothin’
Sand? That’s the least of your worries. It’s the scorpions you need to worry about.
oh gosh i had that once…
some vulperan guy just randomly tossed it at me was i was taken a lunch break and yelling insults about how i should go back to kul’tiras…
Mate, i am from eastern kingdoms!
so i tossed em at a giant scorpion.
I will turn them into chili fries too…
The perks of being a healer
My characters are annoyed by the way their flying mounts just refuse to fly in some places. I’ve taken them to the vet in Dalaran but they cant figure out whats wrong with them.
This place always bugs me 
I use /wraithwalk to deal with that.
I actually hate this song, but it fits with the context.
“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” - Some emo teen in a galaxy far far away a long time ago probably.
me and all my alts really hate it when this happens:
My gnome hates puddles.
What boots?
You don’t wear boots?
Hooves?
Yer a night elf though. .-.
Flies my dear man flies…
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It’s funny when I was stationed in Kuwait and Iraq They told us if any flies landed on your food don’t eat it needless to say I would have never ate if I was over there
I’m a male deer half the time tho
So you are a female nelf and you turn into a male deer…
Does that make you… Trans-gen-deer?
Actually if it were there for a few seconds, flies wouldn’t have time to do all the things it takes too contaminate yer food, too even do that they need a few mins.
so ya catch em moment they land, yer okay.