So Blizz, Where Are The Leprechauns?

In a world where dragons, unicorns, elves, nagas and killer rabbits roam, how could you not have included Leprechauns on Azeroth?

With their magic and pots full of magically delicious cereal they’d be a perfect fit! Heck, even that one leprechaun that loves to hoard all that gold in his pot and go on a murder spree if some fool takes the gold would even fit in! He’d just add to the other murderous threats that roam the land.

So next expansion, please add them to the wonderful world of Azeroth! (And no, a dwarf or gnome wearing a snazzy green outfit ain’t the same!)

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St. Paddy’s Day is stupid in the extreme.

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lepper gnomes

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Don’t care.
Add festival with gnomes and green beer in game.

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Evilglinda means Glinda is on vacation?

Someone set up the field goal, it’s gnome punt o’clock!

Don’t forget vomiting up green beer in public.

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Well in both Britain and Ireland it is not allowed to drink in the streets so.

You’ll be too drunk by 10:00 am to decide which one you’re supposed to kick.

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There’s lore for that beyond the Monty python reference.

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By the look of things, they don’t allow reading comprehension, either.

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Gallywix? :thinking:

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You know. Maybe Azeroth did have leprechauns but they got punted into extinction by the drunken masses. :thinking:

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Good thing all the gnomes are still here.

Vampireth lol

I can neither confirm or deny these events. Only that gnomes dressed in green see a particularly high spike in mortality rate on this day.

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Yes. Isn’t it a good thing gnomes are still around to bite ankles and scare people with their horrible dances instead of leprechauns.

Not a conspiracy at all.

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Rootbeer almost came out my nose.

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Be quiet or you’re next.

If it wasn’t green going in, it would have been coming out.

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