what if… hear me out…
Mountain Dew, came out with a special “Slurm” edition as part of some sort of “Futurama Remix/Re-Release” or something and they didn’t change anything about the drink inside the can, its just mountain dew in the iconic slurm can
I’d pay an extra 50 cents a can for that kind of premium content.
(I actually just call mountain dew slurm to myself when i go get one from the fridge and thought this idea was cool)
Slurm isn’t soda, though.
sqints eyes who told you that information?
I have inside sources.
dont believe Allendor folks! he’s just off his rocker a bit today 
I seriously don’t know how people can stand drinking Mountain Dew, way too much sugar.
When I was a kid I used to love Mt Dew but I lost my taste for it before High School, for sure.
hate to give you that rude awakening, but people really do enjoy “doing the dew”
i think they even have low sugar ones, and from my knowledge its already caffeen free?
Next thing you’re going to tell me drinking Raspberry Snapple is beaver butt juice.
Isn’t slurm people?
sounds like you need more slurm 
wut…no… its uah… worm queen… excretions?
GUARDS! SEIZE THEM!