And Patch 9.0 is basically some drops from the bottle.
They will open the bottle at 9.1.
Only to realize the bottle was half empty…
They will try to FILL it with cactus water.
And so in 9.2, the water will be polluted.
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I don’t get the analogy.
What is there to pollute in the water bottle if there wasn’t even any water to begin with?
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if you feel that way then why do you keep spending your time, effort, and money on a subpar product when there are hundreds of other games out there?
This game isn’t nearly as bad as the forum likes to pretend it is. This is the only gaming “community” where it’s trendy and cool to bash the company and game we pay to play. lol
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Half the water!
It would be an incredibly big-brain move if, when advertising the next expansion, Blizz listed being able to bash the expansion on the forums as one of the major features of the expansion.
After all, we already literally do pay a sub fee just for the privilege of doing just that. Might as well officially recognize it as “expansion content.”
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lol oh man, the salt would pour on the forum from players screaming that Blizzard is making fun of them. It would be hilarious.
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The bottle was used for an emergency potty break by a trucker driving through the region.
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Bobby on his 4X4 Monster Truck!!!
You mean I can finally drink that vial of tears?
SL is a joke, so yes, tears of joy maybe
Has to be a barrel cactus to get water. You can’t milk a saguaro.
Well, you can try if you want free acupuncture.
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People pay to play this garbage the developers call a game?
SL is only a mirage. Something that could have been but wasn’t.
Part of the Shadowlands experience is to get pinched by pointy things that hurt you.
But the water? Is the water alright?
No, its terrible, it will thirst you even MORE.
If the game is “garbage” why would you even play with gold then?
Mmmmm, cactus water. So tasty, and so so refreshing!
I can’t wait to get this!
/moo 
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No.
Shadowlands is like a bottle of oil in the desert.
The end.
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Drink cactus juice! It’s the quenchiest!
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But canola oil? Olive oil?
Or plain BURNED AUTOMOBILE OIL?!
Didn’t you see the end of Quantum of Solace?