/sit Why though

Why does this not work in classic? /sit makes them crit yet talents like recking which reads (Gives you a 100% chance to gain an extra attack after being the victim of a critical strike) Yet It doesnt work that way. To be honest sometimes I get crit on and get nothing for it and I am not evening trying to use the /sit. The correct way to read the spell is ( maybe we will give you a charge but probly wont and if we do we going to vanish before you even get to swing hahahahhaha) oh and PS. /spit thing being removed I was more offended by the [Cannibalize] why not have them use a fork and knife thats the proper way we to eat. they dont even wipe there hads after killing and eating me.