"...sir and, or, ma'am."

Can that blind turtle not tell? He can see my arms, they are so exposed! I honestly can’t believe that this turtle thinks I would ever be a “sir”, hmmph.

What can I do to make it more obvious for this ugly tortollan?

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You gotta show him your plastron. If it’s concave, he knows you are male. If it’s flat, he knows you are female.

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My what now?

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The under side of a turtle shell.

Ah, I think they are all flat. Every single one. Just a common observation…

Hey, he’s just being open minded. These turtles don’t know what you identify as! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Well I don’t know if they got that in depth into tortollon’s being anatomically representative of real life biology. So yeah…

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I’m a night elf, female.

All races on Azeroth.

I’m not a turtle I guess. I don’t have a shell

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Clearly Tortollans are racists.

“”…except the Naga. Horrible creatures!"

And they can’t tell men and women apart. “They all look alike. You seen one Human, you’ve seen them all.”

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I’m not even human! Racism at it’s finest!

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It’s MA’AM.

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He’s probably heard about the G.I.R.L. reference…

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Well, you Kaldorei women do sorta have man-hands… as in, disproportionately large for the size of your arms.

What I don’t get is, the Tortollans always talk about how they’ve been around for ages, blah blah, scars older than your race etc… and theoretically there have been humans on the island of Kul’tiras and trolls on the island of Zandalar for a long time – it’s ridiculous to think these turtles wouldn’t have had enough interaction with outsiders to differentiate between the genders.

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In their defense alot of men play female chars…so really…its not unexpected to be confused. Also thinking of that “It’s Ma’am” person from Gamestop right now lol

Like you can talk. You called him a turtle. He’s a Tortollan!

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I find it offensive, because I identify as a pina colada.

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Were you in travel form? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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You all look to same to him and or her.

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