Since potatoes have eyes

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…and corn have ears, can druids use these food item things to see and hear?

If so, we can set up potatoes and corn everywhere to know everything!

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Well…I need to boil, mash, and stick every potato out there into a stew.

Plus these glaives are good for chopping down corn in all the wrong places.

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can demon hunters shove potatoes into their empty eye sockets to restore their vision?

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That ear joke was corny and a maize zing.

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I’m cool with being blind. I can say “well, I didn’t see that coming…” And it’s always technically true.

Swats with a news paper

Bad! I mean amazing puns, but bad!

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You would torture me like that?

Yes?

Oh thank you Snowfox :smiley:

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Potato eyes aren’t very useful underground

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You’re a genius. Brilliant idea!

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Oenophiles describe some wines as having good nose…perhaps Druids (or monks) use wines to smell?

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Are you sure?

Hawkēns inspired this though :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes. Smelling someone’s intestines is disgusting though.

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Can confirm, this does not work.

Interestingly, potatoes baked with eyesocket felfire are pretty tasty, if you can stomach the smell.

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Aw, I’m sorry ):

Maybe I can infuse some druidic magic into you. I just need your constent.

Ooh, that does sound good ^.^

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I sacrificed everything, including my nose! How do you have a stomach or a nose?

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I don’t think that’s quite what Illidan meant by sacrificing everything, dude.

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Are you sure?

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Like 70%-ish?

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Ok
/10charavters

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** Dreadmoon whacks Snowfox over the head with a rubber chicken **

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WTF /10 chars

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No but it would be a good way to make fel-baked potatoes