Should I trust Gnomes?

They have a face that I can’t trust. Everyone I look at has a I’m going to get ya look.

It’s creepy man.

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Can you trust goblins?

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Only after you cook them at 175 degrees for 10 minutes per pound.

Otherwise you are going to risk some nasty Gnomish stuff that will take a lot of pills to clear up.

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You can trust that they are in fact very delicious.

:plate_with_cutlery:

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We are going to get you, just as soon as our ladders arrive

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< — How can you not trust this face?

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I haz a face too, somewhere inside this helm…

I trust that they taste good.

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I heard that they like to eat toes!

hides under blanket

I just want to give everybody a big /gnomiehug . . . . unless they’re enemies!!! [brandishes weapons]

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No! You should make sure to thoroughly wash them before eating them.

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Would you trust Chucky? Or the bride of Chucky?

No. No you would not.

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Yes. For the most part we are extremely trustworthy. Except for Phil, after the noodle incident I wouldn’t put anything past him.

:cookie:

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You can totally trust us. We just want to expand knowledge through rigorous experimentation. Now just stand on this pad and whatever you do keep your arms and hands by your side and don’t look directly into the light.

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Don’t trust them, punt them as far as possible before they strike.

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F no you can’t

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Fake News! The Gnomes are good people everyone says so. People say they have the best brains and faces you can trust. I can confirm that gnomes are one of the good ones.

Except for Phil, don’t turn your back on Phil.

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What on earth do you mean!!??

PS - I am gonna get you!

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Of course you can trust us! :slight_smile:

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I do. They need a stepladder to sap me or pick my pockets.