Shadowlands the review

The End of Shadowlands

Now that shadowlands is over and we are moving on to big and better lore I wanted to leave a review.

First shadowlands did a lot to destroy the lore that we as warcraft fans grew up with. This expansion was honestly a big dump on our youth. The destruction of major lore figures, the destruction of spirit healers, and even the entire plot of Warcraft so far.

The destruction of major lore figures included everything from the most experienced war leader the alliance has Tyrande Whisperwind to Arthas to Garrosh to Sylvanaas. Tyrande embraced the nightwarrior but then tried to choke an undead… whose literal racial ability is undying breath. Yeah that’s dumb. Then she gave up her Super Sayien form because it consumes the user. Again that’s dumb. Garrosh was shown to be repenting in Ravendreth, well not repenting but at least being useful for once as an anima battery. And does he go out with redemption that a lot of the original devs had planned for him… no he gets disenchanted like a worthless blue item that drops from trash mobs. Now Arthas was done dirtier than anyone. This is the literal ICON of wow. The Face of the Franchise. And in the shadow lands we learn even he could have had a second chance, a redemption arch. Before you say his story ended years ago, remember if the shadow lands taught us anything, it taught us that in the after life we can be redeemed. But how does the literally face of Warcraft get his redemption… also being disenchanted. No soul left, he is nothing more than soul ash.

Now the journey itself in shadowlands is also broken. It pulls the player out of the story because the different zones are so disjointed that it is clear they were built by completely isolated teams. Ravendreth was obviously built by the some of the old dev team who spent one too many nights binging Netflix Castlevania. These old devs though showed a zone that developed, hidden Maldraxxus attack etc and then we have a more believable big bad Denathrius. Denathrius was more developed than anything the jailor showed. Ardenweald was your theater kids who love Shakespeare a little bit too much (and this team had a ton of turn over because the story was the most chaotic and not linear). Maldraxxus was your undead loving combat is king team but had that flavor of the old devs but this team also didn’t consider that most of the player base hates undead, even vanilla horde didn’t trust them. Then the biggest offender of all the zones Kyrain, this zone was 100% femanazi zone, it is so bad that even the male npc’s have a female run animation (do the daily quest where you train a new Kyrain and get the male model who sashays his hips like a woman), this team was women power to the level it was no longer about equality, it was about the elimination of anything male. Having never seen the team that built this zone I can place money on it was mostly women with an agenda new to animation programing.

Without even seeing behind the scenes, you can see these team did not talk. These teams 100% developed without a care about what the other teams were doing or even at some points what the overall plot was. All of this was a shock the average player. One moment we are helping blue women slave owners then next we are fighting in a zombie UFC arena. It is not coherent and doesn’t flow. Nothing matches up and nothing makes sense.

The villain was also a major plot flaw. Here is this dude who is so powerful he had zero impact on anything we have ever done in wow but some how has been bff with Sylavanas since wrath… This dude got Sylavanas to be his slave for most of 20 years of lore but then when he says she will server she magically wakes up and goes all “I’ll never serve” … like she hasn’t served for 20+ years already. Now if he had been built up like this afterlife big bad who was trying to break the vail that separates after life from our reality to claim azeroth then I could get behind his story. But making him this god mode rewrite that was behind all the lore we warcraft fans grew up with was a hack job. It took everything we grew up with and dumped on it. It destroyed multiple character developments, it ripped apart multiple plots, and over all it was so hacked that it made zero sense.

Your writing teams couldn’t even make the different zones work together.

Here’s to hoping lessons were learned and Dragonflight is not this destruction of lore we grew up on and something that instead builds on what grew with. Something that adds to our legacy instead to stealing from it.

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Saw your title and immediately thought of the movie SpaceBalls.

SpaceBalls, the MMORPG. SpaceBalls, the Flame Thrower (the Kids love that one), SpaceBalls the T-Shrit, etc etc. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Sadly that one point in that one old movie makes more sense than this entire expansion…

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I believe this could use a TLDR.

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Stuff happened and we got loot. The story as usual, didn’t matter.

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It really can’t though… This isn’t for the twitter followers. This is for the players who grew with warcraft lore.

You truly can’t shorten this without destroying this.

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“Shadowlands the Flamethrower! The kids love this one”

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Talk about sparking interest.

It’s still front page and top 10… which is more then I can say for “Worgen need tails”.

That has nothing to do with popularity. It has more to do with everyone making jokes in/about your thread.

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Haven’t seen a joke or anything funny yet.

But did I tell you about the pizza I just ordered?

NVM it was too cheesy first joke in this thread goes to me.

When does a joke become a Dad Joke… When it’s apparent (a parent) … Second joke also goes to me.

So back on topic. Shadowlands is a joke carry on.

This pretty much sums up why Shadowlands failed as a story.

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Whats this Shadowlands everyone is talking about?

They lied so hard to me….go back and watch the bfa cinematic trailer where alliance was fighting horde and anduin did his mass reasurection and sylvie went full banshee mode and screamed for the horde and I was like that’s it I’m resubbing. Put me in coach I need to squish some alliance!! Then it just turned to poo. But but but then sl drops and I’m like yay it’s gonna be cool and then it was even bigger worse poo. But but but now we have dragons! It can’t be poo right?? RIGHT!!?

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I disagree. I think it was a logical conclusion of many storylines with a really clever view of the afterlife and it’s relationship to other realms such as the light, the void, etc.

I thought the zones were really clever and well done. I was not crazy about Maldraxxus but the rest were fine. I really liked the quests and dungeons and the overall story.

We are sending over some doctors as we think you have an inter cranial concussion

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Dragons=No poo, right you are Sir!!

Yay!!! NO POO

Opinions that don’t fall in line with the people who love to hate the video games they play are not acceptable.

Oddly…and I’m totally ok with this if you judge me….I liked the ysera story when i intiallyndid ardenwald storyline. I had to take clinical depression pills after doing maldraxxuses