Shadowlands Patch Names

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Patch 9.0 - Add Old Lands: The ancient lands of the Shadowlands are added to the game.

Patch 9.1 - Rad Old Lands: The first PROPER Raid that’s important to the story becomes playable. We all know the first Raid of an expansion is just a filler story anyway lol

Patch 9.1.5 - Sad Old Lands: Lots of tragic backstory exposure.

Patch 9.2 - Mad Old Lands: The minions of the Void find a way into this story somehow!

Patch 9.2.5 - Bad Old Lands: The story campaign intensifies. Things look bad for us!

Patch 9.3 - Dead Old Lands: Take the fight to the Jailor in his place full of sad mad bad dead people!

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What about glad old lands?

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Oh, yes. That’s 9.3.5, after we’ve beaten the bad guys and we heal the Shadowlands and all is fine :smiley:

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We then morph the Shadowlands to the Lightlands.

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Patch 9.3.5 - Khad Old Lands: Everyone knows that Khadgar is the final boss of WoW.

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9.3.5 should have been “Dad Old Lands” if it’s a Khadgar patch. Through the entire raid he’s telling dad jokes in zone chat and audio… raid has sound based mechanics so you can’t mute it.