I see Baby Stewards and animals having offspring, but what about the inhabitants that reincarnate into this world? No Kyrians getting together to make a blue baby, no Sylvar doing the wild thing and making awkward kids (cuz they’re goats!), Venthyr maybe a little too ugly, and not exactly sure how Necrolords would accomplish this.
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Considering they are the souls of dead people they wouldn’t have children. You don’t get more Kyrians by them having baby Kyrians but by mortals that die becoming Kyrians.
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Kyrians reproduce when new souls arrive in the Shadowlands and become Kyrian, not with standard mortal procedures.
Afterlife is not reincarnation.
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I think Hindu Patheon says it is, if you ascend high enough into the realm of the gods, you can live multiple lifetimes there before beginning the cycle all over again.
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snorting deer noises
“I will not hesitate to gore you!” if you get clicky with it.
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Dont you remember Thaddius? Theyre all in Maldraxxus being used in the House of Constructs.
I’m not ready for grandkids!!! Now if you could find a nice Draenei…maybe…
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overpopulation in afterlife, imagine that
Where are all the babies/children the cannibal troll witch lady ate then?
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They went to the sewer after life…like dead goldfish…
Look. I understand that you want to diddle an azure angel. Touch a spook goat. Dance with a Maldraxxi Gladiator in an empty arena. Sit in a corner while your venthyr mommy insults you.
But they’re all. Y’know. Dead? They don’t do that reproduction thing.
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Sigh i am a bad person
1st thing that popped in my head when i saw the title was… Dear god hopefully Michael Jackson not in the Shadowlands
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And lo, did a muffled cry sound out across the fields and hills of Bastion.
“Yee-hee!”
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followed immediately by the sounds of a hunting horn and a singular solemn gun-shot
/facepalm… he’ll be back…he always comes back…
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There are two types of beings in the shadowlands.
- Souls of the departed, like Kyrians, Venthyr, and Sylvar.
- Natives to the Shadowlands like Stewards, Fairies, and Dredgers.
Neither one can technically reproduce, but natives can be “born” from the anima of their realm.
They and Sylvanas share something in common then. No wonder she likes the Shadowlands.
Children die too.
So there should be children…
…well now I’m sad.
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