Shadowlands conspiracy

MAU= Monthly Active User, the primary metric of engagement for large publically traded gaming conglomerates

MAW= The main endgame area of Shadowlands

IT’S RIGHT THERE. IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. MAUs in the MAW.

WELL PLAYED KOTICK!

If people buy Shadowlands then they shall love their world quest cake while they MAU in the MAW

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Moon landing intensifies

Bobby Kottick would like to know your location.

Chemtrail intensification imminent
HAARP wave power over 9000!!!

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Something something reptilians

You know the 15th closet on the 8th wing of his 22nd bedroom? The part of the house in LA County, not Orange county? I may be under the 9th staircase in there. I may have just given Sloth a Baby Ruth too.

:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth:

Wait, this goes EVEN DEEPER.

Since the acquisition of Blizzard by Activision, we have seen a MAW in every expansion!!!

Cataclysm- Abyssal Maw (part of Vasj’ir Not the cancelled raid)
MoP- The Matriarch’s Maw (klaxxi quest)
WoD-Cindermaw a world quest vignette
Legion-Maw of Souls
BfA-From the Maw of Madness quest
Shadowlands- THE MAW

I AM WRONG, THE DEVS ARE BOMBARDED BY MAU SO THEY PUT IT EVERYWHERE!!!

:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth:

I am wrapping myself in lead!!!