<Shadow Wizard Money Gang> CE Oriented Tues/Thurs 830 PM - 1130 PM EST 8/8 H 4/8 M

I’m Jiren, better known to you as “J” the blockhead. I had to take your place because you couldn’t do any damage after I spent hours trying to teach you how to play the game. I outparse you in heroic by a large margin. You have a 64 overall 73 ilvl, I have a 83 overall and a 99 ilvl on a character i made and learned in 3 days that you’ve been playing for 20 years. In fact, at the same item level, I have pulled upwards of 500k dps over you on single target fights. Bigwulz was not your replacement, nor was he given the boot, he’s not raiding due to not having electricity and is also better than you and welcome back when his power is back on lol. In fact, you joined around the same time as I wanted the extra rally on certain fights and had plans to play both of you if you could break out of grey parses on mythic. You sadly could not. You got sat because your mechanics were lacking, damage was lacking, aptitude for raiding clearly lacking considering you’ve been gone for weeks and continue to stalk us. I’m happy that you’re having fun enjoying your time on the forums since you’re not spending too much time progging these days. Also happy you acknowledge my ability though, even if you did lie about parsing well in direct comparison to me lol. This is a skill issue on your part, and your consistent baby rage meltdown after shows that clearly.

So anyway I was going to the store 2 days before Halloween and they were already putting out the CHRISTMAS REESES??? What’s up with that? Why not at least the Turkey cookies or something.

Because Turkey flavored cookies would be gross READ A BOOK LMAO

Okay, fair enough. I meant like, turkey-shaped cookies but you aren’t wrong. Turkey-flavored cookies would be weird. I bet someone out there has done it though and made a weird savory cookie

how do we know that the cookies i give out are not turkey flavored? it might have gone green but it still could have been turkey at one point.