Just a little longer for now
A total lie.
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They are buffing the mage tower to create even more whine and complain threads here in GD.
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Pretty much
And loading in Winter Veil with it being just a couple days away
I didn’t want to jinx it, but we almost went a full tuesday without a post about the maintenance.
Give yourself a round of applause. y’all deserve it.
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They do that I’m Doing my Best 1994 Tanya Harding as I enter the Tower again.
I shouldn’t laugh but did
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Same! lol.
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Didn’t something similar happen this year on par with Tanya Harding incident in 1994
@title
Imagine the depth of my surprise.
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Hey John!
Yeah?
Hold the Maintenance we got a great idea!
Alright… what’s up?
What if we just tune the Vault so EVERYONE gets a piece they already have this week?
LOL, okay, editing the message on BNET.
“We will be performing the scheduled maintenance beginning on Tuesday, December 14th, 7:00 (PST) and we expect the service to be available again at approximately 9:30 (PST) During this time the game will be unavailable for play. Please follow @BlizzardCS on Twitter for further updates.”
DONE!
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Tuesday never lets us down
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I want blizzard to be the pallbearers at my funeral. Just so they can let me down one last time.
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They will probably drop the coffin.
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For $150 USD they will xfer you to the hole dug for the coffin. That is if you bought the micro-transaction hole for $15 USD.
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I don’t know what they broke with maintenance in the US, but meanwhile on German servers the whole mail system broke down ca. half an hour ago and no one can open or send mail. 
It’s after-work hours here and nobody can buy or sell stuff in the AH.
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Gnomes are on strike due to their union. No mail until they reach their terms.
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They probably have family transfers, where you can bring a bunch of family members to the plot, the mythic package will get you a thrall monument
I just hope I don’t have any fruit bowls throwing themselves on my coffin.