Server Shutdown Speculation Thread

I think it was aleins

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I think it was Alans

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What is an alein?

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Aliens? Maybe. I’m going to blame Anduin, since they shut down Area 52, where all my Hordies hang out. Can’t even get to Draenor/Echo Isles.

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I think it was militant gerbils demanding equal time on the wheel with the hamsters.

:cookie:

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“It wasn’t me! It was the man with the one arm!”

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Elon Musk bought out blizzard and fired all the server code geeks because they didn’t code enough.

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It was Tim the Tool Man’s neighbor.

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Someone figured out a way to do a thing that reduced Bobby’s monetary income. Can’t have that.

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im drunkkk

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I think I’ll go take a nap. It’s gonna be a while.

BKFC is on guys

The China based Qanon crowd is pissed cause they’re losing WoW

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like the great Colonel Sanders said, " im too drunk to taste this chicken."

Every time someone touches the inventory code something breaks. It’s the reagent bag’s fault

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it is down because the food that dracthyr can craft cause a corrupted file in the system settings, causing all elf characters who ate the food to become immune to fear, sleep, and silence effects and it also stacks with other food buffs. And also it gives a flat 24 percent damage buff that can stack.

I wonder if it could be that Fate of the Threads wasn’t closed the way it was supposed to.

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Im locking in the answer “Vulpera rp pile”