I was browsing twitter and got rick rolled by Warcraft Memes…again…but the picture they posted had me thinking…
I know there is a whole debate on Trolls already, so I’ll exclude them in this topic…
Why do Undead not have beards?? It looks so good! It actually makes sense, especially for farmers or former knights who were killed and recently ressurrected.
Undead in all honestly, should have all the human hair styles, just not as clean looking, as well as specific undead ones like the mohawk and such.
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Trolls not having beards agitates me.
Almost literally!
My original main was a troll warrior and I always drew him with a beard like the first one pictured because it looks so good.
Undead should have beards too! There’s no reason for them not to have.
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Then undead girls with beards are the alliance men dates
Growth indicates life, which is something the Forsaken aren’t.
No beards for you, crypt keeper!
But ya, the troll thing is dumb and needs changed.
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I came looking for Undead Beards.
Imagine my disappointment…
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tbh if any troll has beard. it would make since for the females to have it not just the males. folklore and myths surrounding trolls often have the female trolls with beards. Similar with the dwarf females, they should have that option too since this one is actually established in warcraft lore.
A full, gnarled beard would look pretty wicked, I think. Especially if you’re trying to go for an undead pirate look.
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It depends on the folklore.
Trolls are depicted as basically apes in some cultures too. Other times they’re giant tree people or something more akin to an ogre. Trolls are incredibly varied.
That being said… So long as the boys get beards I don’t mind the girls getting them too.
But Vol’jin has been keeping the beard to himself for far too long. lol
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Except all hair continues to grow even after you die!
I am a proud supporter of all races regardless if they’re in the Alliance getting proper beards. Even for the men folk…hic!
Not accurate; skin dehydrates and shrinks, giving the illusion of growth.
Trust me, I know.
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Fair enough…
However…I counter your statement with https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/small/828215.jpg
Official Undead Beard!
It does make sense with some facial options— just not the ones with no jaw. 
I do not see why you cannot have facial hair if you have actual hair!
And yet they do have hair…
Can we give every race eyebrows while we’re at it?
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All these dapper undead boys make me want to play one… But then I’d be in with sylvanas supporters 
Ok,is that a undead human dk or a human dk on horde?
Lets see if I’m good enough to fix that for you…
…hic!
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I’m getting some ZZ Top vibes from that last one.
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Even worse…
In BFA horde storyline there’s a tidesage that asks to be reanimated when he dies.
He has a luxurious beard and moustache.
The moment he is reanimated all his facial hair disappears, because reasons.
Thus establishing in cannon that reanimation destroys all facial hair forever, because reasons.
Ok I’m so sad right now cause my forsaken will never look like him! The hair and the stache!!! Edit: AND EYEBROWS!
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