Yeah. I’ve got like the better half of 22 years of COBOL development here. I mean like common Blizzard I know about the SDLC and like
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Listen here Senior Mr COBOL programmer, I have 28 years of experience in development with various platforms. My knowledge isn’t limited to development, but actual network admin and databases systems. So don’t you forget that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
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Step aside, I know Fortran.
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SHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!
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SHEEEEEEEEESH boy that’s some resume you got there… I too have seen Man Kind be thrown through the air only to be greeted by a bed of thumb tacks… These new developers/DBA millennials don’t have anything on the boom crew… Back in my day if we were one second late for a turnover we were taken down into the boiler room and hand cuffed to the radiator until we passed out from dehydration. Things have changed man… for the worse… SHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
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What the sheeshin-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little sheesharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Sheesh College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Sheesh Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed sheeshisms. I am trained in the Old Sheesh Testament and I’m the top sheesh converter in the entire sheesh mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your non-sheesh’s out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Sheesh, mark my sheesh-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, sheesharino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sheeshists across SheeshVille and your IP is being traced by The Lord Sheesh right now so you better prepare for the storm, sheeshorino. The storm that wipes out the sheesh little thing you call your life of sheesh. You’re going to Sheesh, sheesh-widdily. Sheesh can be anywhere, anytime, and can turn you to the Sheesh in over infinity ways, and that’s just with my sheesh’n bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonsheesher’s, but I have access to the entire sheesh-diddily Sheesh collection of the Sheesh College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you sheesh-doo non-sheesh-worshipper. If only you could have known what shjeesh retribution your little “I know Fortran” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Sheesh’s, maybe you would have held your sheesh-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sheesh’s, you sheeshillo-skiddily fedposterino. I will sing sheesh’s of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of my sheesh’s! You’re sheesh-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, sheesh-diddily.
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