To Whoever Signed Off on This at Blizzard,
Serious question—what’s the IQ requirement to work on the Season of Discovery team? Is there a cap? Like, if you’re too smart, are you disqualified?
Because I’m struggling to believe anyone with basic pattern recognition or a functioning prefrontal cortex could be responsible for some of these decisions. This isn’t rocket science. You’re not managing nuclear launch codes. You’re balancing a 20-year-old game with a few twists. And yet, somehow, it feels like every patch is a coin flip between “mildly questionable” and “did anyone even test this?”
So before I assume this is all intentional chaos, I figured I’d ask: is the bar on the floor or have you buried it underground?
Looking forward to whatever excuse gets cooked up next.
—A player with enough brain cells to notice.