Satire Knights

I am back with a play-by-play comminatory. With the latest new spin that makes Taz spin look dull. It is going to be a rocky road for some and a heaven road for others. The heavy hitters will soon come in a weigh-in with their mystical powers and ability to alter reality to fit any subject. yes folks it’s time for truth, fiction, and fictional destination time/

All new type of Sunday post who got the better wine-making skill?
Alliance leaders in-game killed or significant heroes.

  1. A king.
    Horde leaders or icons killed
  2. Blood elves king sunstrider
  3. Orc Hellscream
  4. Troll Vol’jin
  5. Windrunner incoming
  6. I guess have to count Suarfang
  7. He has gone and who are we kidding its Gallywix
  8. Gaman
  9. General Nazgrim
  10. Trolls King Rastakhan

Ask for and wants. Some will definitely happen in future

  1. Black eyes for Nightelf: granted
  2. Change from losing in UC to winning the battle: Granted with a record 5 marry sues.
  3. Make Windrunner pay:graanted
  4. Death Nathanos: granted
  5. revenge: I guess kindish?
  6. Win the war.:Granted war chief stumps off mad and throws a tantrums
  7. Kill off horde alliance: Work in progress
  8. Give empty spaceship stranded in another dimension power bring back to our world: Is this even possible. Who we kidding anything possible in candy land.
  9. Get rid of horde war chief: Granted and with a cherry on top. The now ruling body has 5 that support alliance and one standing near lion king.
  10. Better racial: Granted all allied racail is now better than the horde. Well debatable on one I guess>
  11. Lightforge Queen is now in control of the now hippy and kumbia Forsaken. It now peace and love, instead of death to the living.
  12. Horde neutered: Who we kidding this has been going on for too long.
  13. Humans that can be shamans and druids: Why should a bunch of light-loving beings thank their ancestors would be proud of them. Well, they got them. To bad that many players are so closed-minded and wanted just slim/slick hair back/ Miffo humans. Just wait for it coming to you!
  14. More mythic and raiders on alliance side: They got war mode with mythic level weapon weekly, got +10% bonuses in war mode, got a bonus in BG, got weaker bosses in raids(fewer dodges and blocks) and not one, not two, but three expansions in their favor. So who was brave enough to tell them it was the player’s fault for not wanting to do this boring stuff in the first place.
  15. High elves: Granted but called void and that unexcitable. They must be called by true name and have tattoos: Comming to you.

Hoards want. None What did they get>

  1. Given a quest that had no purpose.
  2. Given a choice that was just smoke and mirrors baby. They thought they had a choice of which side and it meant something, not!
  3. Standing up straight! This is very overrated looking down way better than you thank looking up would be in-game. Think about it. Do you really want to watch your whole alliance go from war and thunder? To can’t we just be friends(if can please post song video). I sure did not want to work around upright.
  4. Orcs: brown ones at that. We got them but they took away them being Palls! Why? It was in their intro that they were being instructed for the light.

As you can see the alliance is hated by everyone. They are constantly being belittled and deprived of the things they want in-game. This si unacceptable. They must have all their wants!